The Perfect Road Trip Plan

How do you plan the perfect road trip?

To plan the perfect road trip ,

This is what I’d do

Firstly I’d order my maps online,

You need to do this in plenty of time ,

The destination is wi-fi free,

So paper is your only option really ,

A large table and some coloured pin heads.

And.a good supply of headache meds,

For there will be arguments galore,

“But I want to go to Lahore!’

No we’ll do that another day!

Be serious !Milan isn’t exactly a 100miles away.

I read Korea is very near,

We’d run out of gas would be my biggest fear.

And then the dreaded toll barriers

And how about spotting those red feathered harriers?

By the time we’ve covered every option ,

In the words of “Squeeze”.We’re up the junction!

Then someone  said mum’s sixty on  the twenty   

fourth

So cancel our booking on the ferry from Porth

We’ll have to hang around to celebrate with

cheer,

I think she’s sixty. the sweet old dear.

Yes plans and preparations and much lost hair ,

But eventually we will arrive somewhere.

Namaste and Thank You for Reading🙏