Cold

How do you feel about cold weather?

Blue Cold

Blue Cold

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A Boner no more.

Have you ever broken a bone?

Why yes….In my best Mae West voice..”.I gave a man a  look, and he lost his  boner”

Mae West

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The Haunting

©️GeraldineBanks2024

Generations of their family had lived in the Ol’ Manor for what seemed an eternity.There was no point in measuring time,that was about as useful as comparing web designs.And that they would never do.

Caspar Laithwaite had moved in with his family consisting of his wife  and their two young children,a boy and a girl,both under ten. Also, in their family was Esme, a fourteen year old girl that Caspar and Nancy had adopted after being told that their chances of having their own children were slim.

Caspar was very well known in the IT field,not only was he a brilliant programmer and coder, but he could also write and communicate about the subject too.This meant he was much in demand and moving into the Ol’ Manor was an effort  on his part to put down permanent  roots,he was tired of globe trotting.He wanted his kids to have a home.

Nancy,  felt the same way too about settling in one place and she was even pleased  at first when Caspar’s sister,Meg, asked if  she could live with them at the Ol’ Manor for a short time,no more than three months,she promised .She was between web designing jobs,her next contract,which was a biggy wouldn’t be until July,and she was happy to help around the house.Decorate,Babysit anything really.

Three months turned to six months ,and Nancy realised that Meg’s  terrible fear of spiders had begun to make living in the Ol’ Manor almost impossible.The Ol”Manor had a lot of spiders and other insects.

“Decorating,that was a joke!”Nancy said to herself retrospectively, thinking of the first few weeks when Meg had volunteered to help.

Meg would jump three feet in the air if she touched something warm and furry while reaching  over into a dark corner with the manual wallpaper stripper.Meg would scream the house down and run out of the room shouting for Caspar.

“Kill it!”Caspar, if he was there, he would deal with it,not kill it,he would find a safe place for it in the garden.Esme would find   where the safest  place to release the spider was ;Esme  had an uncanny affinity with nature. It calmed them both as they watched the releasd spider toddle away.

However,Caspar had to go away on business halfway through Meg’s sojourn with the Laithwaite family.

Meg by this time had had enough and  decided that  she needed to stay in the one bedroom in the ol’manor  with a  working ensuite bathtoom and that she needed to keep her doors and windows shut.

After Esme had given the all clear on Meg’s  new room   by inspecting the  room,shower, and bathroom .Esme had also  agreed  to do a  weekly check  for the sake of peace and quiet, and  Esme  was happy as it kept the spiders safe.

Nancy ,on the other hand, was not very happy,she wanted the ensuite for her and Caspar and had been annoyed that to pacify Meg before he’d gone on his business trip ,that he had agreed to her demand.Indeed he told Meg  that Esme would  help her with any problem spiders.

Nancy had written in her journal that day.

“Spiders,Spiders make my Day,

Make Silly Meg,Go Away”

Esme was a very quiet child and was introspective  to a fault.She had already started classifying all the insects in the Ol’ Manor Garden and House. She was not a collecter but rather an observer.

One day,there was an incident. Meg had  had taken a mug from the mug rack in the kitchen  to make herself a hot chocolate  only to find a large spider sitting at the bottom of the mug.Mug and spider were launched at speed across the room and there was the usual screaming and running for help.

Esme came into the kitchen and saw the mess and began to clear  up the pieces of mug and the dead spider .She listened to Meg’s protestations about dirty things like spiders,and it was stupid to have a mug rack,but what difference did it make the cupboards were filthy too.Nothing in this house was clean ,there were cobwebs everywhere.

Meg had  muttered to herself that spiders only like clean places; but Meg didn’t hear.

Another time ,there had been three spiders  in the bathroom that day,but Meg only saw the one swinging on a single strand of web  above her head as she had relaxed in a full to the brim bubble bath.

She  screamed immediately  and jumped out of the bath,whacking her knee against the cast iron bath,reaching for the door and frantically unlocking it.

She ran naked out into the top floor corridor,just as the two younger Laithwaites  were coming up the stairs.

“Oh, Christ,”  she cried out helplessly  and opened the bathroom door to get her towel to wrap around her.

She came back out to the corridor just as the little girl was trying to cover the little boys eyes with her hands, and he was pushing her away.

“Get Esme,one of you, please!”

Esme appeared at the top of the stairs.

“Meg,yes, I’m here,” Meg walked towards the bathroom.

“Oh, Meg,it’s very big, and it was swinging  above my head!”

“It’s OK,I’ll sort it,be quiet or you’ll frighten the children.”

Esme went into the bathroom,saw the frightened spider,helplessly swinging above the now bubbleless bathwater, and gently coaxed it  into her hand.

“Esme,she’ll have to go,she’s frightening the children,we can’t go on like this,someone is going to get hurt”

The spider began to chatter.

“I’ve a big family to look after,they are saying to me the house is haunted with all the screaming and shouting.”

“I know,I’ll have to think,you know this is crazy,she’s a web designer.” Esme smiled to herself.

“Am I supposed to laugh at that? Look nowhere is safe with her around.”

“OK, I know.Now where are the other two,I need to get them out of here before she comes back in here.Tell me they’re not in her dressing gown.”

“Well,maybe,that cotton is so clean and soft.”

“Oh no,I told you not to!Right both of you out of there.”

Esme gathered up the cotton bathrobe and rescued the two spiders from the pocket.

“It’s our house, Esme. we never had this amount of trouble before.”The bigger spider kept talking as the other two spiders nestled into Esme’s pocket.

“And what were you doing swinging above her head anyway? She could have pulled you into the bath, and you could have drowned.”

“She’d have died of fright if I did!Result eh?

“Well no,that wouldn’t be much good”.

“Look Esme,you know how it is,us spiders don’t live more than five years,I’m near the end but the Ol’ Manor,well we’ve been here generations,we do our best to stay out of the way”

“Oh yeah,I’d hardly call resting in someone’s dressing gown, staying out of the way”.

“Look,everyone except Meg seems to get on with us,all this shrieking and shouting well it’s not good for a spiders nerves.Our spiderlings can’t take it.We need future generations.”

Esme sighed!She felt a new classification coming on “Arachnid Stubbornalis”

It all came to a crux when Meg got the letter finally saying that due to lack of funding ,the big web design contract had been cancelled.Caspar was away on business, and Meg imparted the news over breakfast with Nancy and Esme.

Esme felt a shudder in the timbers of the kitchen ceiling ,she sensed the spiders had had enough.They were continually on edge .To them ,it was like having a screaming banshee in the house.

The next evening,after Esme had given Meg’s room  the weekly all clear .They had all gone to bed early as they were tired, having been  out to dinner and later the cinema.

The spiders took their revenge.Firstly,when Meg was asleep,with a great feat of strength ,they pushed over her glass of water onto the floor.She heard it crash,at first she thought she had knocked it over and hopped out of bed,and turned on the bedroom light.

The carpet had felt funny as she ran across it,almost tickly.She looked down at her feet, and they were covered in black spiderlings.They began to crawl up her legs and she tried brushing them off but more just kept on coming.

Meg’s only thought was escape,so she ran to the exit door of the bedroom. It was locked,but where was the key,she always kept the key in it.

By now,the spiders had reached her thighs, and she was screaming loudly.The room, though, had been  hermetically sealed with webs and spiders, and no one could hear her.

Her hands and face were covered,so she ran to the ensuite bathroom and opened the door. The walls and ceilings were covered by large hairy mother spiders.

She could see the army of spiders coming up the plug holes and out of the taps.She began swinging her arms wildly,and though she managed to kill a few, they just kept coming.

By now, her throat was hoarse, and she could no longer make any sound.She fell to the ground unconscious. The spider’s retreated.

The next morning,Nancy and Esme had to break the lock on the door to get into Meg’s room.They found her pale and shivering in the corner and the broken glass on the floor.

All Meg would say was that she would leave the Ol’ Manor that day and book into a hotel.

“But what happened?” Nancy said.

Meg couldn’t or wouldn’t say.

Esme had her suspicions, though, and thought perhaps it was for the best and that at least the ensuite would be her mum and dad’s now and the spiders would be happy.

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Balanced

Work

How do you balance work and home life?

Tightrope
Home

Absolutely chilled out from my holiday and looking forward to whatever the daily challenges will be.

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No Dog Sacrifice

My Dog Tedi

What sacrifices have you made in life?

For fifteen years after my first dog passed, I  decided against getting another companion animal,even though “Silver” had been brilliant, and it was heartbreaking not to have him. I knew that I was going to be by myself and working full-time, so it wasn’t fair.

I sacrificed what I must say now is an essential and enjoyable part of my life. I made the right decision, however ,as I really did not have the wherewithal to look after a dog.I wish more people realised this before jumping in both feet to acquire one.They need you and they need your time.

I’m pleased to say that once my partner and I were in a position to spend the time,money, and effort in having a dog.Tedi came into our lives and he is nothing like “Silver” but he is a brilliant dog too.

However,being dogless all those years was a sacrifice, which I’m glad I made.

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My Grandma’s Bracelet

What’s the oldest things you’re wearing today?

I wear it all the time,except when I’m at work,my grandma’s bracelet.It is well over 100 years old, and even  at the time my grandfather bought it for her it was an expensive piece.

I don’t even know how I was given it,my mum must have passed it on to me when she was alive. I’ve had it valued. its cartage is high, so  I asked the jeweller to put a safety chain on it as the clasp is quite worn. I feel safe wearing it now, and because it’s almost pure gold, it won’t make a mark on my wrist.

When my grandmother  (known as nanny) was young and courting ,things were much harder for people, and she would have had a small wrist. So I’m pleased the bracelet fits me,the style of it helps as it’s not round but elliptical.

There is a pattern on the top side of it,and this has worn through time ,which, of course, makes it more valuable to me.It reminds me of her as I remember staying with her for the whole of one summer,she had the most lovely birthday party for me,I must have been about five.

Dublin was our safety net, and I now know my parents were concerned as 1960’s tenement Glasgow was not a good place to be,so I was packed off.

It also makes me think how much my grandfather loved her,he was a Cooper at Guiness’s, which must have been a very good job at the time.He gave her an expensive  piece of jewellery which has proved stylish and  timeless and helps me remember many happy times. Isn’t it funny what love can do?

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Neither a Leader nor a Follower be.

Are you a leader or a follower?

I once met a girl who said she was a natural follower.It’s a valid point,she had been in a managerial position three months and hated it so much that she asked for a transfer to her previous position in another area .

Her company asked if she would be willing to be a floating manager,covering sickness as she had the ability and the skills etc,but hated leading or being seen to lead a team of people she knew .In other words, her team of followers had not acted as followers at all but were instead would be leaders.Hence the girl had had a miserable time managing her team.

In the end, she loved being a floating manager because she could do what she was good at without having to manage a team of people who she knew and who thought they knew her.

Following on from that humble example, we have dictators,as per the current situation in Tunisia,where the “laws” of Tunisia have been overturned in order to facilitate “change” in the country.Basically what the President says goes.

In Tunisia today  , someone thinks they are a leader,but they can only lead by force or by undermining the constitution of that country .It is potentially very dangerous to believe you have “the right” to lead,particularly for those who oppose your leadership and are no longer protected by the laws of the country.

All the financial ,health ,and  business  scandals in  the UK where I live and that have  been unearthed  so far have been leader led.

These scandals ,for example  Dido Harding “Test and Trace”, Robert Maxwell “Pension Funds Scandal”to mention  two.

Billions of Public Money frittered away so that  one individual can get a benefit either for themselves, or their friends or  their family.

The interesting thing is that these are figure head leaders,bogey men, and bogey women.Put in that position to do the dirty work and then  blamed and pilloried and held up as an example.

Leadership in the UK is on the whole faceless and nameless.Things happen, and you never quite know why.That is not healthy either. No one can be accountable, yet our fate is decided.

I suspect these non-leaders follow no one but themselves and are actually convinced that nameless,unaccountable control is a valid aim and that no one would follow them anyway,but they know what’s best for us public and our purses.

So,yes, neither a Leader or Follower be if you want to get ahead or indeed keep your head.

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Five a Day…..

List your top 5 favorite fruits.

I love sausages,so to motivate me to eat fruit,I make my five favourite sausages,because generally I find fruit rather boring.

I buy the skin of the sausages on the Internet, and this has been very much a trial and error process.However,I now have the perfect vegetarian gelatin based skin to use with my sausage making machine.

So my favourites are

Banana Sausage

Strawberry Sausage

Tomato Sausage

New Zealand Kiwi Sausage

Blueberry Sausage.

I make one batch flavour a day and freeze them.I aim to have my five favourite flavours each day and cook them many ways. I never get bored with them.

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Tweaking

What’s one small improvement you can make in your life?

She tweaked it, and suddenly the  blossom fell.

Blossom

“That’s Blossom! “she thought to herself.Some petals fell to the ground, and she gathered them up and took them home to make the most delectable perfume. The other petals she left on the ground as the flowers had seed in them and would make blossom next year.

The End and the Beginning she thought.

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Everyone In This World,Past,Present and Future.

Share a story about someone who had a positive impact on your life.

There is no special someone.Everyone I’ve met,everything I’ve read, and everyone I might meet has,does, and will have an impact on me.All positive because we communicate and learn from each other.

Even the worst evil can have a positive impact as the world turns against it and reminds us that we can stop it when we choose to.

We are creatures who communicate.

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