#HeadlineTherapy RNLI trying to ‘understand decision to deny access’ to boat carrying migrants

Thanks to Sky News for the Headline

It’s sad that such a fantastic voluntary organisation  as the RNLI  which has people who dedicate themselves  to saving lives should be sullied by the likes of Social Media mongerers with nothing better to do than promote the cause of isolationist nationalism that when push comes to shove costs lives of innocents as well as being numerically and factually incredibly misguided.

Let’s get back to basics , the RNLI will Rescue anyone who is in trouble at sea. 95% of these illegal migrants boats are dealt with by border control.The 5% that the RNLI deal with are genuine rescues that without the RNLI intervention would mean people would drown at sea..

The fact that the Port of Portsmouth and the Port of Southampton refused permission to the RNLI to disembark those people who had been rescued is despicable, eventually they were given permission to land at Eastney ,where anti-migrant protesters gathered and blocked access roads and damaged Police vehicles.

Presumably Social Media enabled this protest and indeed it was shameful how they gathered so quickly to target those rescued in such an aggressive manner Who leaked that the migrants would be landing at Eastney? Just a thought.

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Dog Talk

If your pet could talk, what would be the first thing it says?

Our dog talks to us all the time,

He’s only quiet when things are fine,

However if there is something odd or maybe

amiss,

Then I guarantee it will make him hiss,

Well maybe it’s more of a humph or groan,

I’m so glad he doesn’t have a mobile phone,

Complaints would be rampant and orders rife,

Our lives would turn bitter and full of strife,

Instead he turns his back to us,

All because we didn’t make a fuss,

When that ball we threw he proudly fetched,

Then a mouth of sand he duly retched,

It was all our fault we’re beside the sea,

He really only likes the big country,

With lots of trees and a little lake,

Why are we here for Heaven’s sake.

Oh yes I know his conversation well,

At the moment he’s fuming and we can go to hell!

Namaste and Thank You for Reading .🙏

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Cornish Parking Pixie

Places and names have been changed to protect the Cornish Parking Pixie. In need of retail sustenance and a visit to a real bank in order  to exchange £5notes for £2 coins for the washing machine.

We ended up in a multi-storey car park, looking for an option to pay the parking charge While driving around we saw two ordinary men in high-viz and stopped to ask how to pay?

In strange voices,they said “Don’t” and then they both laughed!.

“But, how do we pay? We don’t want a fine!” we smiled and joined in their hilarity.

“You won’t get one!”They both started rolling on the floor laughing louder and louder.

My husband was getting upset,and just like he won’t ask for directions so I have to,I said

“Why is that?”

They both shouted “The cameras aren’t working!”

“Forget all that nonsense about apps,park anywhere you like! It’s free!” They picked themselves up off the floor and headed on their way.As I looked at their bright yellow jackets,on the back it read “Cornish Pixie”.

Now sitting in the comfort of my arm chair,I hope they were honest pixies.

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#HeadlineTherapy Netherlands moves billions in gold to London in ‘crisis’ preparedness move

Thanks to Henry Moore and BBC News Online for the Headline.

The DNB (Dutch National Bank)has been buying and selling it’s gold stakes which have now been moved to London from North America for ‘geopoltical reasons’.

Anyone who knows the history of Dutch Traders know that  they have shown themselves historically  to be a pretty canny lot.

So about a third of DNB’s  gold will  be  more easy to trade if needed It’s now  being held by The Bank of England and not exposed to the vagaries caused by the Trump/Carney altercation and the continuing uncertainty in the Middle East.

Still,interestingly,  from a practical point of view 27 tonnes of physical gold bars were transported securely across the Atlantic and no one will say how. Puts the UK’s great Train Robbery into perspective doesn’t it?

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Catcher in The Rye

Have you ever regretted reading a book — which one and why?

I don’t think Catcher in The Rye was for me,

Perhaps too close to home it turned out to be,

A confused youth who misses the point,

An adolescent who gets sick having a joint,

Rejects the World as full of phonies,

While his dad makes money backing dead cert

ponies,

His World is there to explore,

Misinterpreting Burns is such a bore,

There was no truth ,

Just misspent youth,

The truth is you can’t escape,

And life happens and isn’t fake.

Namaste and Thank You for Reading🙏

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#HeadlineTherapy All On The Board poet celebrates 25 years on the London Underground with  heartfelt poem to himself.

Thanks to Megan Howe and the London Standard for the Headline.

Ian Redpath and his other half of On the Board have made a difference and raised a smile in what might be a soulless journey on a stark Underground train in London.On the Board worked because it was and is needed.

Long may you run and well done for your first twenty five years.

Namaste and Thank You for Reading.

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I love all Airports❤️

What’s the best and worst airport you’ve been to?

I’ve been have been to more  airports than I thought. I liked them all.My first flight was with Aer Lingus when I was five. I flew  with my aunt to Dublin from what was  then Abbotsinch,later renamed Glasgow Airport. Dublin Airport was beautiful and still is.

Think I flew from Glasgow Airport to the Isle of Man,don’t remember much about the Airport at the Isle of Man.All airports are exciting though.So it wasn’t bad.

I’ve been to Heathrow,Gatwick and Bristol Airport.Must have arrived at  Girona- Costa Brava Airport too on a 18-30 holiday in Lloret de Mar.Oh and a sneaky trip to Edinburgh Airport to deliver something for a Company I worked for

All in all I look at Air Travel as  really  glamorous ,so Airports are glamorous. I don’t travel very often and intend to keep it that way and keep my misty-eyed love of airports!

Namaste and Thank You for Reading!

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#HeadlineTherapy Wiltshire Campsite named by HMRC for failing to pay worker wages.

Thanks to Jamie Singleton and the Gazette and Herald for the Headline

For those of you not in the know HMRC stands for His Majesty’s Revenue and Customs,they are responsible for Revenue Collection for the Public Coffers in the UK

Recently HMRC took it upon themselves to publish a list of Companies,mainly small businesses across the UK who appeared to have not paid minimum wage to one or more of their employees.

I’m unclear why they are doing this,they might like to claim it is for the benefit of the employee,they are neither an Employee Union or a Social Services Organisation

What they give with one hand they take with the other.Once the employee is above a certain threshold then whatever money HMRC say the employee wasn’t paid will end up being paid in tax anyway.

Various Politicians from  Government Departments have praised HMRC for naming and shaming these “shameful companies”abusing workers.Some have fought back as in the case of this Campsite in Wiltshire explained the circumstances were that the employee needed accomodation for personal reasons and deductions were made.

Whatever the numbers,this was not an abuse of an employee who still works at the campsite

The truth is HMRC owe me money and don’t seem to be doing much to refund me.The last was a note to say ‘not to contact them ,that they were making calculations and the earliest  I would hear would be October.Guys we’re talking last year’s tax!

So get off your high horses,the minimum wage is rubbish and cannot cope with the increased costs of living.Who exactly are you wanting to shame.Perhaps HMRC would do better to do their job and stop running Publicity Claims making themselves look like Robin Hood.He was a fake too!

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Being Ditsy

What’s the most annoying trope in books or movies?

Being ditsy is a male and female thing,

Except in Hollywood it has a different ring.

On one side Goldie and Marilyn play dumb

blondes

While Sellers and Myers play loveable clowns,

Women used their benevolent charms

While men shoot pool and win the blondes arms,

OK the game doesn’t always go their way,

But you know from the beginning they’ll win the

day,

Tony Curtis and Peter Sellers were complex men,

But on film they always got the girl at the end.

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#HeadlineTherapy Scientists create a cylinder filled with steel spheres that reduces the impact of earthquakes on buildings and bridges: it can work without electricity.

Thanks to Cronista US for the Headline.

An exciting development has been patented in the US,by a United Emirates University to help prevent damage to buildings hit by earthquakes

The purely mechanical method relies on giant spherical steel balls contained in a cage  which can move with physical stress caused by the seismic movement and absorb the stress and thus protect the building.

The beauty of not needing a power source makes the design suitable for regions where power outings are common and where power supplies are likely to be taken out by a catastrophic event such as an earthquake.

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