#HeadlineTherapy Reform’s Scottish leader says he owns six houses , six boats and five cars

Thanks to Angus Cochrane and BBC News Online for the Headline.

I’m in hysterics about this, not that I care about the said Scottish Reform Leader’s Lord Offord. In his own word’s a self-made man, worked hard all his life as a banker, moving money here and there and employed loads of people who are now his target for voting for the wonderful Reform Party. Perhaps he should have given more of his ex-employees a pay rise. Perhaps the voting public are not immune to the treatment they got from “6 boat Malc” in the past.

The Greens say one house is enough for anyone, actually I’m inclined to agree with them on that. As for six boats and five cars, jeez I wouldn’t want to see Lord Offord’s back garden, I mean where does he store and more importantly maintain them. Of course he may or may not have “people who do for him and his family” and I suppose that is one form of employment.

And that my friends is his solution for Scotland. The STV Television Debate outlined his proposal, that what Scotland needed was more Lord Offord types and less normal jobs for people who couldn’t rise to the occasion as he has done of being so greedy and constantly worrying about what other people think of them and their possessions. ( Did you hear Mavis , he’s got another Lamborghini?).

I’m not a fan of TV Debate’s, they are just soundbites and the real work of Government is in the detail, but there is so much more to consider than individual success or appearances.

TV Debates are a listen don’t speak, attempt at polarising discussion and reducing it to inane entertainment. Lord Offord sounds a bit of a plonker , but he obviously doesn’t think he is with his houses, cars and boats.

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How can you say ever?

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Have you ever been camping?

Yes, I’ve been camping and it’s wonderful! I’ve done myriads of different formats, but in reality I need a little bit of luxury to enjoy the outside world with no walls. I couldn’t permanently live in a tent. Being a Berber woman would not be my idea of fun.

I ,though, get an itch when in hotels, I feel surrounded by alien activities never mind alien people. Why is it all so formal? Do the staff like working here. When will they repair the wonky sign on the women’s toilet door near the cocktail bar. How early is early breakfast?

And Air B’B’s, not for me I’m afraid. No me and my dog would not enjoy that prospect.

So camping, or in our case caravanning is the perfect outlet for surrounda-air and nature. Cooker , Fridge, Sofa and a duvet and mattress bed. Natural air conditioning and not too worry some insect life. Roll on next time!

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#HeadlineTherapy Venice opera house drops incoming music director after nepotism remarks.

Thanks to Laura Gozzi and BBC Online News for the Headline

In the realms of what is happening in the World, perhaps the role of Opera seems irrelevant .

However in Italy , well specifically in Venice, at the Teatro La Fenice the appointment and then firing of a new music director has caused much of a furore.

In truth Beatrice Venezi had a bit of a pedigree to qualify for the job , she became an orchestra conductor at twenty two and has worked as a conductor in Italy and Internationally in Armenia, Uruguay and Argentina.

I say a bit of a pedigree, not enough for the old soaks who make up the Musician’s Union and basically the Orchestra which she accused of being “Nepotistic” and that La Fenice needed a thorough broom sweep to rid it of the passing on of orchestra positions to family members.

My experience is that music ability can be “genetic”, but that’s only an opinion and there’s always exceptions to rules. But Beatrice espousing her views on this with an Argentinian Newspaper has lead to her demise.

Hysterically, the fact that Beatrice has been friends with Giorgia Meloni, the Prime Minister of Italy has been one factor that has made her unpopular, as well as protests by the patrons of the La Fenice who left printed leaflets at recent performances with the “Music is Art , Not Entertainment.”

Well perhaps the real problem is finance, get ready to faint Covent Garden Opera Lovers, you can pick up tickets for La Fenice for under a Tenner. ( No pun intended). Perhaps Beatrice wanted to jazz the repertoire up a bit and raise prices, perhaps the old water logged Venitian Building needs updated. A possible venue for the Eurovision Song Contest.

Whatever, it’s never going to happen, it looks like the old soaks have won and people will continue to be able to afford to go and see the Opera, perhaps just as it was one hundred years ago or more. That I think is not a bad thing, particularly in Venice .

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Teatro La Fenice in Venice bustling with evening visitors and gondolas

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There is no time like the present.

Daily writing prompt
When do you feel most productive?

There is no time like the present,

Sometimes this World seems Heaven sent,

I’m not religious but that doesn’t matter,

Yes some would serve my head on a platter,

We all get by doing what we do,

As Dylan and Harrison wrote “If not for you”,

It sometimes works more often not,

The World sometimes seems a gigantic bot,

Never let it get you down,

So what if you wear a permanent frown,

What people think matters not,

As I say modern life is subject to the Internet bot,

But face to face and palm to palm,

That’s when you see who I really am.

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#HeadlineTherapy Europe Blows Up Russian Soyuz Rocket Launch Site in French Guiana

Thank You to Ivan Khomenko and United24Media for the Headline

In truth when I read this headline I thought World War Three had started. But no it’s a reallocation to a French Satellite Company Maia Space of contracts for sending satellites into space. The Russians have been excluded from working any further on these projects with the European Space Agency(ESA) because of their invasion of Ukraine.

However,it has all ended in a gentlemany fashion with any key Russian parts being extracted by the Russians and the structure which consisted of a 52 meter mobile service tower that had been part of the Soyuz launch infrastructure being demolished in a controlled explosion.

Kindly the other bits like the assembly and testing complex, railway lines ,liquid oxygen storage facilities and fueling system will be transferred to MaiaSpace. The plan is to reuse up to 80% of the existing infrastructure.

Seems cooperation and working together with the aim of pursuing a scientific goal still happens and will keep happening and all the noise about “ending civilisation’s” is just so much hot air.

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A detailed view of interconnected metallic gears working together in machinery

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😉

Daily writing prompt
What are your favorite emojis?

I forget to use them and people are offended 😣,

My objective being seriously upended,

I didn’t realise my character would be judged,

Until one day the keyboard I accidently nudged,

My finger hit the wrong key you see,

And I sent an aubergine to my Auntie Bee🍆 ,

Apparently she is up on the lingo,

And took offence and banned me from the bingo ,

It was with ire she boldy wrote,

Her character was seriously smote🙄 ,

Ten Hail Mary’s I must say,

And I must give my phone away!

Too end the story on a positive note,

She forgave me after a short while,

So I wryly sent her an emoji smile 😊.

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#HeadlineTherapy Foxes were allowed  into a solar farm and they ended up turning the panels into part of their habitat.

Thanks to Warren vand der Sandt and The Pulse for the Headline.

After the rumble of the last dump truck had dumped it’s hardcore and left the field and the shiny new solar panels glistened in the hot sun ,on the acres of land allocated to them, to begin to generate much needed power. A nature miracle happened.

The San Joaquin kit fox is a native of California’s Central Valley and has been struggling to survive for decades, it’s natural habitat and food being eroded by human encroachment.

They have, however, found a quiet ,sheltered place among the silence and peace of the solar panels. The area is fenced off and thus excludes the larger predators and so the foxes thrive having a ready made food source (lots of voles and small animals to prey on) and also shelter underneath the panels from the hot sun.

The foxes have shown their natural behaviour as they roam around the large site,sleeping safely underneath the panels. Replicating their natural roaming behaviour.

Result. I’m only sad that this is in America and not in the UK , as I think we’ve decided on sheep to graze on the grass between the solar panels on our sites.

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Where do I start?

Daily writing prompt
What topics do you like to discuss?

In truth I miss a good conversation,

Most situations require my silence and meditation,

No one really cares about my point of view,

They find it neither enlightening or new,

Even the telly doesn’t really care,

It just wants me to watch and stare,

My husband listens and then turns off,

I know he’s bored with that special cough,

After a glass of wine or two,

We’ll talk and talk until it’s morning,

But we’ve forgotten what we’ve said by the day is dawning,

It’s sad because I learn by listening,

A conversation spattered with facts that are glistening,

Sometimes I just need to ask why?

But very often I let the moment go by,

Am I stupid or just not worth the time?

Brother I want your interest not your dime,

Elvis was wrong! We need more conversation ,

To understand each other and be a Nation,

We need to talk about everything and listen carefully,

No topics off limit if we are to be care free.

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#HeadlineNews ‘Heartbreak’ as well-known glass company to close

Thanks to Marcus Boothe and BBC News Online for the Headline

The “Bristol Blue Glass ” Company has tragically decided that it will close.

Blue Glass as a product has a long history originating from Bristol and pioneered since the 1780’s by artisans , characterised by it’s intense blue colour it’s heyday was with aristocrats in the 18th century and the glass itself is created by adding cobalt oxide to lead crystal. It’s certainly a craft that we do not want to die. There has been a petition signed by 7000 people to try and keep the business going.

However, as the public statement by the business has said that they need to be able to run a manufacturing business and not support an expensive hobby which has no chance of giving those who operate and work in it a sustainable livelihood.

So there we go another layer of quality and expertise in craftsmanship is eroded. I note that the owners of Bristol Glass blame the current crisis in the Middle East and manufacturing expenses, but a bit like weaving and lacemaking, why lose the skills? We don’t want to see them in a museum.Make it a life business for people who want to learn and who want to know how to make something of quality.

We have lost so many skills, and yet we want people to live fulfilled lives and not be enslaved in monthly expenses that without good employment many cannot afford.

The politicians are media people who do not know how to “make” anything except “hot air”. They say they work hard , but they are lazy people who alienate others and who want “easy” money. This needs to stop. We want Blue Glass!

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Handmade cobalt blue glass vessels sit on a workbench in a glassblowing studio

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Yesterday ( I took a risk)

Daily writing prompt
When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out?

Yesterday I took a risk,

And wrote a ditty under the pseudonym Letitia Fisk,

I thought I was being extremely clever,

But now I’m in the mire forever,

It seems she’s a teacher in Monterey,

And commented sagely ” I Wouldn’t give this an A!”.

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