Cornwall Day Twenty

Very warm and sunny today.Using up food in Caravan as we are going home on Saturday.

Living in the Caravan is like being a well off homeless person.We don’t need to worry about the cold and where our next meal is coming from but we have to adapt to things maybe not being so available and to make do.

We got fish and chips in the Village fish and chip shop that’s only opens Thursday,Friday’s and Saturdays.A little girl asked for a bag of crispy batter leftovers ,they give them away for free and amazingly I found out that my partner used to get those as a child and they were called “scrunchies”.

The fish and chip owner said to one of the locals.

“I didn’t know as a child you could ask for them”

The other chap replied “They’ll have finished them by the time they get home.”

The little girl returned and asked could she have some vinegar on them.

Had a lovely evening on Hollywell Beach the waves reminded me of “The Guinness Advert” with the white horses.

Namaste and Thank you for reading.๐Ÿ™

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At the moment it is reform

Whatโ€™s a word or phrase that annoys you?

I don’t expect anyone to delve unnecessarily into the murky world of British Politics.There are enough problems in the World without spending time looking at the underbelly of a sordid mess created by greedy,manipulative power hungry sycophants backed by an ex patriot living in Thailand.

However I am annoyed at the misuse of the word “reform”.To me reform means getting rid of something bad(like slavery) and replacing it with something good.

Unfortunately, the reform, the Reform Party is talking about is going backwards…enough said and I am irritated by it.

Man in navy blazer presenting waterfront estate with yachts and luxury cars
A man presents a luxury waterfront estate featuring yachts and high-end sports cars.

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Cornwall Day Nineteen

Caravan tyre repaired, it was a faulty valve which took about twenty minutes to repair.The tyre repairers said they’d be at lunch but they managed to fix it as I suppose it wasn’t too serious.

Tedi very naughty,it was a nice day and I was sitting outside and he was inside with the door of the caravan open.I heard him whimpering and I went to check what was wrong,he ran by me at speed.Turns out he wanted to chase the tractor pulling out another caravan.He leapt over the towing hook, fortunately the chap stopped what he was doing.Tedi could have been squashed.I think he was born and brought up on a farm.

After that excitement,we went to the beach and another dog had to rescue Tedi’s ball from the river as Tedi wouldn’t get his tummy wet.

After the walk at Hollywell Bay. we had a nice Alfresco Dinner and thought my what an exciting day.

Cornish Potatoes

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The Perfect Road Trip Plan

How do you plan the perfect road trip?

To plan the perfect road trip ,

This is what I’d do

Firstly I’d order my maps online,

You need to do this in plenty of time ,

The destination is wi-fi free,

So paper is your only option really ,

A large table and some coloured pin heads.

And.a good supply of headache meds,

For there will be arguments galore,

“But I want to go to Lahore!’

No we’ll do that another day!

Be serious !Milan isn’t exactly a 100miles away.

I read Korea is very near,

We’d run out of gas would be my biggest fear.

And then the dreaded toll barriers

And how about spotting those red feathered harriers?

By the time we’ve covered every option ,

In the words of “Squeeze”.We’re up the junction!

Then someoneย  said mum’s sixty onย  the twentyย ย ย 

fourth

So cancel our booking on the ferry from Porth

We’ll have to hang around to celebrate with

cheer,

I think she’s sixty. the sweet old dear.

Yes plans and preparations and much lost hair ,

But eventually we will arrive somewhere.

Namaste and Thank You for Reading๐Ÿ™

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Cornwall Day Eighteen

Highlight of day was eating “plates” alfresco in the field.I’d read about the real way to enjoy tapas in Spain is to move from bar to bar sampling the fayre,while enjoying a glass of whatever you fancy.

I had a few bits and pieces in the fridge,including two duck kebabs,so along with pasta,cheese ,avocado ,chorizo and mayonnaise I made up my “plates”.

Along with a non-alcoholic wine, it was really enjoyable.

The weather didn’t know what it was doing but I did so it didn’t matter.

And….Tedi was relaxed enough to play with his toy Ermitrude.

Namaste and Thank You for Reading .๐Ÿ™

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Oh I wish….

Whatโ€™s a moment that made you realize you were stronger than you thought?

I wish I could be Popeye,

And stop a tree with one arm,

Muscles bulging

Stopping any harm.

Not that I want to be a hero

That would not interest me

Just being a cartoon,

Would be the thing you see,

Making people smile at the crazy things I did

Andย tearing off the spinach tin lid,

With gleaming teeth and a winning smile ,

Especially to win myย  dear Olive in style,

And then there was that moment I feared ,

That reality unfortunately had me seared,,

To school and work I must go ,

To play my part in society,

And in one moment of clarity,

I realised ” strength” is facing reality

It quite took my breath away,

But it got  me through the day.

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Cornwall Day Seventeen

Definitely in maรฑana mode,let’s not do today what we can do tomorrow.

Still managed to use up leftovers and make garlic bread from a baguette I bought from the Coop.

Still no word on when we can borrow the jack to repair the leaky valve on the caravan tyre that was replaced last September.Looks like that might take up the last few days of our holiday.

Still , went to Chapel Porth this afternoon and again walked on the beach. Bit tricky to climb down as a lot of rocks seem to have been dragged in by the tide.Nevertheless, with the waves from the sea and the sand that was left on the beach ,it was impressive.

The weather out to sea was deteriorating,there was a mist coming in.

Still we climbed up a steep hill and we seemed to avoid the mist until we got back to the car.The dog wanted to take a short cut back , but the incline was too steep and my fell running days are over.

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Holding Hands

Whatโ€™s a simple pleasure in life that brings you joy?

We forget amongst the paraphenelia of outward appearance and performance that to hold someone’s hand is very special.

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Cornwall Day Sixteen

Dog getting more relaxed with his dog massages.Seems to get him over the stress of the bird scaring noise.

He really benefited from the massage.

We had a lovely town walk in Newquay( because he really is a townie dog) as a reward and he had a doggy ice cream at his favourite Cafe Freddo,which he gobbled up like a good one.

He got up twice in the night, because he had a really big drink of water before he went to bed.The second time I took him out and he stole my bed,which wasn’t so bad as I got to sleep in the double which makes a change.

Definitely the massages worked!

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The Sting

If you could erase one movie from your memory and watch it again for the first time, which one would it be?

The film ,The Sting so I wouldn’t know the ending.

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