😉

I forget to use them and people are offended 😣,

My objective being seriously upended,

I didn’t realise my character would be judged,

Until one day the keyboard I accidently nudged,

My finger hit the wrong key you see,

And I sent an aubergine to my Auntie Bee🍆 ,

Apparently she is up on the lingo,

And took offence and banned me from the bingo ,

It was with ire she boldy wrote,

Her character was seriously smote🙄 ,

Ten Hail Mary’s I must say,

And I must give my phone away!

Too end the story on a positive note,

She forgave me after a short while,

So I wryly sent her an emoji smile 😊.

Namaste and Thank You for Reading.🙏