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Splash the Cash

Daily writing prompt
If you had an unlimited budget for 24 hours, what would you do?

So Economics has gone to pot,

And I’m the one whose got the lot,

As an amateur student of philosophy,

A study in human behaviour it would have to be,

How would they behave?

If they no longer needed to scrimp and save?

I’d have to start with corrupt politicians,

To see their faces would be one of my missions,

” Have what you want I don’t care,

But of the consequences you must beware”,

That proviso they would fail to notice,

The mess they make would need more than a poultice,

On strange and wonderful things they would spend,

Their efforts coming to a sticky end,

No improvements or benefits except to themselves,

And Public Library’s with empty shelves,

You see no matter how much you gave them,

Really nothing was ever going to save them.

So quickly I would move on and find a new study,

Oh yes an AI Guru would become my best buddy,

For they argue a lot about money and tort,

So I could help them with an extra nought,

It would give me access to what they want to achieve,

Although their explanations would make me heave,

“People are capital that we just don’t need

Kind of like the garden that you have to weed”,

Yes I’d be floored and would observe with glee,

That the general public questioned their sanity,

At this the AI Guru’s suffered a significant perturb

And spent all my money on a publicity blurb,

Little good it did , for it was too  good to be true,

Computers can’t do what a human can do.

Time was moving on and it was getting near the end,

So I felt I had to do good and offer a stipend,

It was my opportunity to crush the bot,

To give to those who protect others both human and not,

Boost their coffers and increase the good that they spread,

Give them the bucks they need to move ahead,

To make things better for all of us,

To work steadily and without a fuss,

Planet and People to nurture and protect,

With every method and heartfelt project,

In truth this was where to invest an income stream,

To make their plans much more than a dream.

Businesspeople exchanging money at a conference vs. homeless man with dog indoors
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Namaste and Thank You for Reading.🙏

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#HeadlineTherapy

It seems the first thing I do when I get up in the morning is check the News Headlines on my phone. Increasingly I’m beginning to think this is incredibly bad for me and now I realise my reactions to this bombardment must be managed. So each day I will take a Headline and create a piece of writing from it.

“Dessert Shop closes in Town Centre as New Store Moves In”

I remember walking through town about three years ago and there were very few retail outlets that were familiar, all the “brand” names had gone, but I noticed small delicatessen style independents, which looked very appealing and who sold cream cakes and beautifully decorated sponge cakes which looked delicious and very appealing to the eye. The presentation, preparation and hygiene( I assume, I did look for a five star environmental health sign but don’t remember seeing one); was I think impeccable.

I could see a problem though, who was going to buy them and who would make a trip especially into a derelict town centre to buy these delectable sweets , yet not have access to all the shops that you would normally associate with a Town Centre.

The above Headline brought the memories of that sortie into the town centre flooding back. The dessert shop would be replaced by another Phone Shop, an independent retailer who specialises in technology. Just what the Town Centre needs another Phone Shop. I suppose the good news the businesses are owned by the same man, and obviously the “cakes” didn’t work out so he’s moving back to what he built his orignal business with and feels will be more profitable.

It struck me how do these business’s afford the Business Rates, or perhaps small business’s get special rates? Whatever, Marks and Spencer’s didn’t think it was worth their while to stick around. However, a little technology shop that supplies whatever technology is needed by the people that use the Town Centre most of whom are now very much economically challenged. Is this a perfect match, I’m not so sure.

I suppose in some ways it’s just another form of “sugar” to titillate those who are deemed to be economically challenged.

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