What is the One Thing you can’t live without.
I watch Celebrities on the telly,
My knees begin to feel like jelly,
Into the kitchen I go to make a cup of tea,
Perhaps it will make me watch their performance with glee,
Laugh at their efforts to amuse,
When in reality I just want a snooze,
The tea will wake me up I’m sure,
Of boredom it will be my cure,
Why do they need all this attention?
To interest the licence payer is their intention ,
Without the figures they won’t return,
Perhaps their career is on the downturn,
Still I can relax in my chair and pet the cat,
That’s where my attention is really at.
