#HeadlineTherapy Latest Musk merch drop runs entirely on child labor

Thanks to Richard Speed Microsoft Ecosystem Reporter and The Register Online for the Headline

And here dear readers is why I believe that Headline Therapy is necessary, on first glance it appears that Elon Musk is using Child Labour for making new promotional Merchandise. What child labour being used to send manned space craft into space? Tesla’s rather plain interiors been sewn together by ten year olds on ancient sewing machines in sweat shops in downtown Hyderabad. Elon is not short of money why would he use child labour?

The fact is he doesn’t , the article is about a new child’s bike that has been launched by Tesla for the “learning to ride market”. Designed for children aged two to five to learn how to ride on two wheels. It’s only available to purchase by existing Tesla Car owner’s, talk about keeping it in the family. It’s at the higher end of the pricing bracket for learn to ride bikes , and they are now available to pre-order.

I can breathe a sigh of relief, Elon is not the wicked Over Lord, he is in fact contributing to the process of a child learning to ride a bike.

Child wearing helmet riding a blue and orange training bike with training wheels in a park
AI Generated Image, not actual Tesla Children’s bike

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