Do not carry a toilet roll in your hand across the campsite walking towards the toilets.There is toilet roll in the dispensers so it shouldn’t be necessary to bring your own if you wish to bring your own carry it in a bag or wrapped in a towel to disguise it.
Also do not announce loudly to your husband that your own toilet roll is softer and gives a better wipe
When he queries why you are carrying a toilet roll.The fact you bought it in Tesco and it’s perforated is really too much information. 😂😂😂🙄
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