Describe the most ambitious DIY project you’ve ever taken on.
I’d rather get someone in ….

Describe the most ambitious DIY project you’ve ever taken on.
I’d rather get someone in ….

What advice would you give to your teenage self?
Advice, a well meant shot,
At what you must and not
It can make life a bind
And to some is most unkind
Who knows what’s best for you
In truth, it’s up to you .

What bores you?
Nout bores me .How can you be bored when even your body( Yes I mean you!No matter what you think of your body) is an amazing being beyond human understanding despite our doctors best efforts.
There’s something out there I would never underestimate and to think life boring is nuts
Namaste and Thank you for reading.

What is your favorite drink?
Cold water,what a precious draft,and increasingly so for many.
Water at home has become a political volleyball with everyone arguing about profits,dividends and whether metering will work.Not to mention sewage.
For the moment though,the water comes out of the tap and to be honest tastes pretty good.
Our bills have gone up quite a lot,though I have it on good authority that they are worth querying. I doubt we will get around to it.If they connected us to the meter they have already supplied we would save money.
Anyway add a fridge, juniper berries,and a few other spices infused for a short while. A sprig of rosemary and a slice of lemon and some good quality tonic water(most likely fever tree) and you have a delicious drink. I think.
Namaste and Thank you for Reading.

Who are your favorite people to be around?
At various times,at various places we can all be our favourite people.
And the exact opposite applies too.

Tell us about your favorite pair of shoes, and where they’ve taken you.
My Wellingtons passed the other day
They had a good life I’m glad to say
The sole had cracked and they began to leak
Sadly they will never become antique
I remember well the day they were bought
Five years ago,I thought then nought,
About how good friends they would be
To my allotment and me,
In every weather,
We were together,
They splurged through mud and claggy clay
And cleaned up nicely the next day,
To spade and fork they were a friend
I’m sad that this is now the end.

Write about your approach to budgeting.
My budget is a fudge It,
A pot that’s not a lot
It’s never going to be that much
As money is not my crutch
It comes and goes
And ebbs and flows
I jump back from seeing the abyss of debt
Walk away from the need to get
To do without an unsecured loan
To purchase the latest phone
Is no big deal
Infact feels more real
If it’s not a critical need
Then it’s probably a false creed.
The secret is to ignore
The attractive marketable whore
Takes discipline my friend
But you’ll be happier in the end.

Are you patriotic? What does being patriotic mean to you?

I recently watched Steven Spielberg’s film “Lincoln”.It summed up to me how difficult it is to follow the right path when you are chosen to lead.
Namaste and Thank You for Reading
Have you ever unintentionally broken the law?
Unintentionally breaking the law sounds a bit edgy to me,if I had I wouldn’t admit to it.

If there was a biography about you, what would the title be?

Of course Paige Turner could be a sleuth private detective living by her wits in downtown Los Angeles,saving her World one clue at a time.
Or indeed as I originally envisaged she could be a lady sitting on a shared piano stool turning music notation pages for a forgetful piano player in a sleazy bar in Soho.
Either way, Page Turner seems a good title for an everywoman or everyman biography.I suppose we all do it.
Happy Valentine’s Day.Namaste and Thank you for reading.