Dog Walking For Free

What job would you do for free?

I would always have to earn money some way to pay my self-generated bills,that is my destiny like so many others. So my “free job” would have to be done in my own time and with my own furry friend on his normal walks.Given my little four legged terrier is a sociable character,having an easy arrangement with a few local dog owners would work really well.

So basically,pick up a friendly pooch from their house and head off with mine in the car to some of the lovely local walk I know.Both dogs would have to have the same energy levels…mine loves to play in short burst and then likes to get on with serious sniffing and investigation.

My dog would love a companion to show the ropes to and to share his excitement at finding something new.

Arriving at the Car Park with them both having had an enjoyable car ride safely secured in the back of my car , they both of would have had a “chat ” in the car and would be contemplating their route on arrival.

They would both hop out of the car on their leads and would walk nicely through the Car Park and once we got through the kissing gate,they would be released to run around the top of the wooded area.This would be their crazy time,running at speed,bumping into each other,jinking out of each others way.There would be other dogs too who would want to join in. In a few minutes there would be a gang of about five or six .Some big or small just larking about ,tumbling and playing around the trees

However,the job walk must continue as this is a serious business.So a quick call to my two and we are off down the hill,me along the path…them through the undergrowth. They rejoin me on the path as Nature is calling and they do their business and I pick it up with my poo bags and put it in the side pocket of my rucksack to dispose of later.

Business done ,we continue on our walk down the steep gravelly path and take an off piste turning into the wild woods.The ground here is covered by dried pine needles and The Spring’s emerging plants . The two dogs are fascinated by the greenery and the nooks and crannies of the woodland . The chirping of wild birds ,a high pitched cacophony of twittering and the occasional woodpecker.All this means something to both dogs . Then when they notice the flash of squirrel tail scurrying back to it’s home in the tree, the two dogs are off a in pursuit.

Neither have a chance of catching anything their delight,however , in the chase is evident. As the squirrel scurries around on the top branches gazing down on the two culprits ;the two dogs ,after a half-hearted attempt to climb the tree, start to sniff around the bottom and mark it as much to say we were here.The squirrel looks at them as much to say, well that was pointless! The two dogs don’t care they don’t even bother to look up,they are on to their next adventure.

There is a field at the top ,which is the border to the wooded area and the two dogs nimbly jump over some of the branches that have been cut and have fallen onto the forest floor,as they make their way uphill to the edge of the forest.

I follow on a lot slower,but nevertheless keeping them in sight.They are obviously very interested in the hedgerows near the edge of the field.There are many small animal trails coming through the bushes which they follow with their noses.

As I watch the two dogs interact together I can tell they are both getting tired. They are having fun ,but they know their limits,they spend a lot of time in the same place to catch their breath.

Suddenly out of some greenery,not far away from where they are.A muntjac deer runs out and past the two dogs and runs over the field. The dogs look up in suprise and they look as if they will chase…I shout “No” and my dog gratefully uses it as an excuse to stay put,and his companion does the same.

“Come On!” I say,and we continue our walk,the two dogs happy to follow me along the trail which follows the edge of the field on the forest side. The deer is quickly forgotten and the leisurely sniffing,scenting and marking continues with little diversion and I thankfully now am able to keep up. So we three walk along together.

We continue our walk following a circular route.We stop and I give both dogs some water and some treats.When we get back to the Car Park,both dogs are tired and are happy to put their leads on and hop in the car.

I drop our companion dog at his home , the owner is pleased to see his dog looking so content and happy and ready for his dinner. My dog and I have enjoyed the companionship and we look forward to doing it again next week.

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Do we really need the Word Monarchy?

If you could permanently ban a word from general usage, which one would it be? Why?

I would ban the Word Monarchy in all it’s forms,in all languages throughout the World.Monarchy and it’s entitlement would not exist.

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Let’s Quit This Challenge Nonsense

What is the biggest challenge you will face in the next six months?

Quitting is probably my undesired response to the endless challenges that Life and Living present to everyone,everyday.

To be a quitter in today’s World is seen as an undesirable but surely knowing when to quit is a healthy response to an insurmountable challenge.

Suppose the creation of A Challenge is just a method of keeping you occupied trying to solve the Challenge,keeping you away from really achieving anything important.

Yes some people love challenges and to Challenge.Do they really know what is best for everyone else.I think not.The Challenge we have is knowing what is worth fighting for and what is not.Only our Hearts can tell us that Our minds will play tricks,perhaps that is where the real challenge lies.

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The Gift of Life from My Mum and Dad

Share one of the best gifts you’ve ever received.

I still feel birth is a miracle.I really can’t believe I’m here . I will never know what circumstances lead to my conception,was it love,lust,boredom or just pure happiness.Whatever,but with four children already I don’t think I was planned.

My arrival probably caused consternation on the economic front,but like all good parents they weathered the storms and ensured their child’s safety and happiness.What could be a greater gift?

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Murphy’s Law

If you had the power to change one law, what would it be and why?

If I could change one Law I would change Murphy’s Law. The things that could go wrong don’t go wrong.Life maybe would be more boring,but there would be less people who bite off more than they can chew.

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Fantastic News!

You get some great, amazingly fantastic news. What’s the first thing you do?

I imagine my excitement in getting some very exciting news and I find myself pinching myself in disbelief.

The Penny has dropped and the Cockrel has come home to roost.I am on cloud nine,somewhere over the Rainbow. Everything in that moment is rosy and I’m looking forward to basking in the congratulatory warmth of my peers as they learn of my Good News.

Suddenly I feel a chill,I am dreaming after all ; the bedclothes have come off the bed as I have been tossing and turning in my excitement.I wake up and smile.Yes I got my exam results yesterday and I passed.

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What do You Enjoy Most in Your Leisure Time

What do you enjoy doing most in your leisure time?

Enjoy Leisure

Leisure is Pleasure as long as you can put your worries in a little compartment and concentrate on relaxing.Doing something that you really enjoy..like walking,sailing,painting or reading on a sun lounger.

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If I could make my Pet Understand One Thing.What would it be?

Pets eh?

I’d love for my little dog to be able to speak.I would understand perfectly all the time why he wants to go in a particular direction,how hungry he is,does he need water,why does he not like that dog down the road.Our understanding would be complete,we would be in complete harmony.

I’m sure there would be a downside to this .Enough for me to tell him to shut up and be quiet frequently.He would turn into a total chatterbox.

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My First Name

What is in a Name?

A First Name like no other.Except that never really works. A newborn called “Batface”may cause a smile or upset.Uncle John might say,well yes ,my nephew looks like a bat,whereas Grandma will say how can you be so cruel to such a beautiful baby, the child will suffer terribly at school.

The Parents of “Batface” will of course feel it is their right to call their offspring what they wish.They have gone through nine months of gestation and they will have to pay the two hundred thousand dollars to bring the child up.”Batface “it is.We like Bats ,Bats are cute and our baby is cute.

The child itself can change it’s name by deepole as soon as it realises that “Batface” really doesn’t work in Social situations.That is the beauty of first Names.They can change,normally be shortened,just call me B,when I know you better I’ll tell you what it stands for. After all what’s in a name?

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My Dream Job


My Dream Job is to spend my Day Dreaming.

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