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#HeadlineTherapy Four in court for’ mis-selling salmon to Aldi.’

Thanks to Seb Cheer of BBC News Online for the Headline

Salmon is expensive and it doesn’t go on trees, you can buy it from any supermarket and it usually says the Country of Origin, although sometimes it says of EU Origin, or it is packed in the UK and to be truthful North Atlantic Prawns could be from the Bering Sea and the Trawler had widened it’s trawl area to ensure a successful catch. They might be artic prawns because really without googling would you have known where the Bering see is? You do?Well clever ol’ you!

I was once in Waitrose and someone asked where the Bering sea was , I’m sure the chap said , oh yes they’re from North of the North Atlantic. Anyway I bet Artic prawns are juicier.

However if you say it’s Scottish then it better be” “Scottish”, definitely not Norwegian as the men who represented themselves as “Purveyors” of Scottish Salmon got into trouble with the Law and their main customer Aldi stopped using them and they went bankrupt and still have to appear in court. Hence the Headline News.

I don’t buy salmon, well maybe tinned salmon at Christmas ( heaven knows where that comes from), but I love those crunch sock-eye bones that almost melt in your mouth , a full on calcium crunch capable of stopping osteoperosis in it’s tracks. The bone crunching makes me feel like I’m Queen of the Jungle and once you’ve mixed it in a bowl with mayonnaise and plenty of black pepper even if there was the odd bit of sea lice in it you wouldn’t notice. Extra protein.

In truth it’s really Salmon farms that bother me, the pictures of sea lice on the farmed Salmon’s gills and the fact that they can’t swim half way around the World like a proper Salmon just puts me off. So although I buy a lot of fresh fruit and veg from Aldi( great if you use it up quickly ), I have never bought their cuts of fresh salmon , largely because of the pictures of sea lice. So smugly I can look at the other shoppers and think.

“Not me(we’ll forget about the tinned salmon)” and smile at them as I think to myself “Hhhmmn it might be from Norway. Have you seen those internet pictures.”

Still once this Headline spreads I bet the “Scottish Salmon” sales in Aldi dive, and my harmless thoughts about Sea Lice will pale into insignificance as people will have made their own minds up. The damage is done.

A Happy Salmon

Namaste and Thank You for Reading.🙏

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