What’s a secret skill or ability you have or wish you had?
I wish I could secretly snore
My walrus grunts are such a bore
To lie on my back and sleep
A good night’s solid rest to reap
Instead of being woken up
“Turn over on your side” said so abrupt
I wake and cannot bear
The lonely walk down the stair
For once my dreams are broken
Sleep is a forlorn token,
I must read or sew or knit
Until my eyes say quit
Sleep downstairs now! As your walrus roar
Cannot be heard anymore.
Oh how I really do wish for
The benefit of the silent snore.
thenotsomightyom 