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#HeadlineTherapy Cover-up law delayed after concerns it will not apply fully to MI5

Thank you to Daniel De Simone, Investigations Correspondent and BBC Online News for the Headline

Not something I’ve heard of before ” A duty of candour”. Sounds like something that the chap who led the Charge of the Light Brigade would stick too over a few rounds of port on the after battle mess dinner. Yes it sounds rather quaint and old fashioned, a relic of the past.

“No need to mention that , there are things that aren’t said amongst us gentlemen” . It was understood.

Fast forward to now and it is not acceptable not to tell the truth, the real truth, no matter how hard it is.

If things are to get better and if people who are in positions of authority are not to be encouraged to hide their failings and faults then yes, they need to be scrutinised and be made to be “honest”.

Some of the “facts” that have come out of the woodwork have obviously shocked even our hardened , embattled MP’s and Civil Servants, which is why there are changes afoot.

Yes there’s been a delay , but maybe the delay will allow those who are pushing for full disclosure to achieve it. I’m sure we can still maintain State Security but also not use the State as a “protection racket” to allow poor conduct and incompetence to dominate a Service that we should be able to trust and have confidence in.

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#HeadlineTherapy New study finds astronauts’ brains change after space travel

Thanks to Sky News Online for the Headline.

Well it turns out that being in space for a year causes your brain to change shape ” upward and backward within the skull”. The effect is replicated closely by those unfortunates on Earth who have had to have tilted bed rest for long periods, yes the brain slides backwards.

So gravity and amniotic fluid interact and the brain moves around and no one really knows what the long term effect will be. This has implications for Space Travel. It explains a lot about the behaviour on the Star Trek Enterprise.

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Words fail me.

Daily writing prompt
Where can you reduce clutter in your life?

I could pick that sock up off the floor

But finding it’s pair would be such a bore

I could tidy all my fluffy sweaters

Just to prove my worth to all my betters

I could wash the dishes in the kitchen sink

That would make him indoors think

Those letters that have remained unopened

They might not be bills but a regular stipend

I don’t know where I put those cloths I bought

But to dust is something I really ought

And then there’s the garden

And the birds need feeding

Oh hell what’s that noise I hear

Think it’s bin day I fear

Another job that came to nought

The paper and plastic I forgot to sort.

Oh yet another cluttered filled day

Well words now fail me, I’ve nothing left to say.

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#HeadlineTherapy No parking warden complaints upheld by council

Thank you to Martyn Smith,Local Democracy Reporter, Dudley BBC Online News for the Headline

Well some of you may go surprise, surprise with this story. In the end though it was a bit of a damp squib as the complaints fell off the cliff after the Private Parking Company did some extra training on Customer Service skills and also ticked off those operatives who parked illegally while ticketing the Public.

Apparently since the extra training there hasn’t been any complaints, which is good as the Company supplies Parking Attendants to some 60 Councils .

So the poor members of the Public who were subject to a sarcastic jibe or two from a jobs worth can settle back into their normal routine and just hope that the machines are working and that their cars are in working order and don’t need to be rescued from a pay as you stay Car Park. Time is money when it comes to Car Parking.

A penny for his thoughts

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#HeadlineTherapy Arrest after £100k in counterfeit cash seized

Thank you to Oprah Flash from BBC Online News for the Headline

I’ve worked in a few retail business’s and there was an onus put on those at the till-face to spot fake notes and also to deal with the culprit trying to pass them off.

So I read this Headline with interest, as I often wondered where the notes came from. Turns out that in this particular case , the £20 notes were printed in a house in Kidderminster and then sold on e-bay

The notes are sold on the internet as “prop” notes, presumably for fake magic tricks. However , pieces of foil are used to conceal the “prop note” text, and these are definitely illegal and counterfeit.

Unfortunately these notes are worth nothing and end up having to be given into the Police who then have to investigate their origin.

I remember there would be a spate of attempts at passing them in one area, and word tended to get around to be on the look out.

Counterfeit

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#HeadlineTherapy It might not look like a clam, but don’t be fooled- this is no clam. It walks on two legs and tucks its home under its arms wherever it goes.

Thanks to Debbie Graham of Discover Wildlife Online for the Headline

Bit of a long headline, certainly not short and snappy like I imagine it’s subject to be. The creature is a Veined Octopus, now if the name  doesn’t give you nightmares my AI generated picture will.(see below)

The veined octopus walks on two legs and uses the other six as camouflage or to carry it’s home around, or if you are a fan of certain horror movies to wrap itself around you and suck your blood after squeezing you to within an inch of your life and using it’s razor sharp beak to tear lumps of flesh of your face.

Sorry I digress, this Octopus lives in the Molucca Sea of Indonesia, and is also known as the Coconut Octopus because it sometimes uses discarded coconut shells as it’s home. Perhaps it’s quite cute after all.

AI generated picture, the veined octopus is not scary and just gets on with it’s life.

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My favourite animal is

What is your favourite animal?

My favourite animal is one that can thrive

One given permission to stay alive

That lives it’s time the way it wants

Without the threat of human taunts

That breathes fresh air and snuffles through bushes

Slides through water and lurks in rushes

Runs overland at great speed

Is opportunistic in order to feed

My favourite animals are all alive

They are so much more than the Big Game Five

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#HeadlineTherapy International law applies to everyone, including US, says German finance minister

Thank You to Maria Martinez of Reuters for this Headline

A very altruistic statement from the German Finance Minister, the future of Greenland is up to Denmark and Greenland.

I’ve never really thought any different.

I thought America was part of N.A.T.O , so what makes them think that they can have Greenland as a prize.

If it’s all about minerals, then I think if you are willing to invade one of your own to gain commercial advantage then you are capable of doing much worse things. I think the whole World knows that .

Greenland is not for mining

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#HeadlineTherapy Seaford: Shipping container washes ashore on beach

Thanks to Joseph Blakely a reporter with the Argus for this Headline

This time it’s cans of milk that have ended up on the beach. Seawater and cans of milk do not go well together and to be honest the amount of work that has to go into tidying up this mess is very bad and relies on a lot of volunteer help.

With this stuff entering the environment who knows what damage it does to wildlife. For example Dogs are not suppose to drink milk and I doubt very much it does a seals constitution much good either.

I don’t know if this has always happened or just that we report it now.

Perhaps it’s time to understand the pressures people are under to load their tankers to the brim and also to look at the Supply Chain as to why canned milk has to be transported half way around the World anyway and ends up in the English Channel, what exactly is the cost benefit argument?

The local MP is aware of the amount of work that will have to go into cleaning the beaches as they are aware that more “lost ” containers are heading to shore. Surely this is a National disaster and the local authority should be given special money to fund the clean up , while at the same time the Government needs to hold to account those that are responsible.

Not quite how it looks….thanks AI

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#HeadlineTherapy Sheriff of Nottingham under investigation after questions raised over conduct

Thanks to Joe Locker of Nottinghamshire Live for the Headline

“Robin Hood , Robin Hood Riding through the glen” . Oh my I was taken aback when I heard that the Sheriff of Nottingham was repeating history and had to be investigated over questions raised over his conduct.

This time it’s a Labour Councillor who has taken on the title of Sheriff of Nottingham but is really there to promote Tourism to Nottingham.

Has he been demanding corn tithes from everyone and taking unfair advantage of their daughters if they failed to pay up .Or chopping peoples heads off for poaching or stealing deer.

No , there’s a possibility that he had his private car serviced at Land Rover Jaguar at the expense of the Council. The investigation is waiting on the paperwork to assess if this is true.

My how days have changed.

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