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#HeadlineTherapy ‘Mammoth’ Bones Kept in a Museum for 70 Years Turn Out to Be and Entirely Different Animal.

Thanks to Jess Cockerill and Science Alert Online for the Headline.

What a bummer, the adopt a mammoth scheme run by a museum led to the discovery that two bones from the spine of a large animal found in 1951 in the Alaskan Interior are actually from a whale not a mammoth.

The DNA analysis that they were able to complete from the “adoption money” to determine the age of the bones, showed they were a lot younger than they would have to be to be a Wooly Mammoth. Not just that but the diet was all wrong, analysis showed that the animal lived predominately on seafood.

There are a few possibilities as to how the bones came to be in the museum; maybe a Whale somehow made it’s way into a tributary and maybe drifted across to the area the bones were found( unlikely due to the size of the animal), the whales bones were transported to the region by humans for some sort of ceremonial or decorative purpose or there was a mix up by the archeologists in categorisation.

Either way the name chosen for the Wooly Mammoth by the adoptee of Morris the Mammoth has now had to be changed to Wally the Whale. ( apologies I made that bit up). The rest though is true.

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#HeadlineTherapy Pope Leo criticises how countries are using force to assert their dominon amid ‘zeal’ for war.

Thanks to Sky News Online for this Headline

#HeadlineTherapy King of Spain warns about the risk of ‘dismantling’ the link between Europe and the US

Thanks to Miguel Gonzalez of El Pais Online for the Headline.

Unusually I have combined two Headlines today as Pope LeoXIV and the King Felipe VI of Spain were both speaking at the ” Conference of Ambassadors , the Pope at the Vatican with the Vatican Diplomatic Corps in Rome, while King Felipe VI held a two day conference with the heads of Spanish diplomatic missions worldwide in Madrid.

I suppose we forget about the history of the Catholic Church and it’s relationship with Spain, but the fact that they both call it a “Conference of Ambassadors” is interesting. I must admit at first I thought they had both attended the same event, but they were separate, but both asking for Peace and Level-Headedness when dealing with the challenges that their Ambassadors face.

Pope Leo did not mince his words denouncing countries for ” completely undermining ” peace, saying ” was is back in vogue and a zeal for war is spreading”. He was talking about the many conflicts in the World today and said that” consensus- based diplomacy is being replaced by a diplomacy based on force, by either individuals or groups of allies.” Perhaps we do need to read that in black and white. With the big child in the Whitehouse who’ll throw his toys at you if you won’t be his friend , yes consensus is going out of fashion, Donald might as well sing “if you want to be in my Gang”

King Felipe’s stance is very similar to the Pope, neither want conflict. Spain with it’s common language and most probably a lot of business trade with South America the King’s hope is that his Ambassadors can act with great patience and diplomatic courage, particularly with respect to Venezuela. Also that the closeness of Europe and America must continue, as the benefits are too great and isolationism would be catastrophic as it nearly was in the first half of the last Century. We all need each other

King Felipe was able to be secular and pragmatic, where Pope Leo as leader of the Catholic Church was from a religious point of view, however, they both have valuable messages and maybe all Countries should have a “Conference of Ambassadors” to set out plans for consensus and understanding.

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A Wee at Three

My little dog had too big a drink of water before he went to bed as he woke up at 3.00am in the morning wanting to be let out.

Dutifully my partner in crime got up and put his jacket over his pyjamas and tried to put the harness and lead on the dog, who never stays still when you are trying to put these things on.

I got up to see them go out and they disappeared out the front door. It was ghostly quiet and there was frost on the ground. The LED street lights gave the street a strange glow and there were some lights on in the house opposite us.

I went into the the kitchen for a glass of water and as I came back out.

I heard the most horrible barking. I knew it was my dog and in the silence of the night it was awful.

I opened up the front curtains, I could see nothing, the barking had stopped and then it started again . I couldn’t see anything.

It stopped again and I thought was it two dogs, did they give each other a fright?

All I could do was wait to see when they got back what had happened.

They were at least ten minutes, which seemed like an eternity, but eventually I heard the click of the back door key.

They were back .

My little dog came running towards me and my partner was laughing.

“What happened ?” I asked him.

“He was in the middle of his wee and a fox ran by him at speed being chased by a cat, the fox nearly ran into him , the fox was inches away.

The fox and the cat disappeared down the alleyway ; but of course muggins here had to do a “pawtrol” and follow them slowly. They had long gone.”

My little dog was all hyped up after his experience and took a while to settle down, but eventually we all went back to bed and settled down in the warmth again.

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The “thought” breakfast

Come up with a Crazy Business Idea

I am sitting here and I don’t want to move as I have a lap top on my lap which is charging nicely.

I need the ” Thought Breakfast“.

It’s a really helpful use of telekenisis, not too energy draining and you can prepare some items before and even do the shopping the previous day to ensure that you have all the ingredients.

Then you just “think.”

” What will I have for breakfast?”

The things that you think of , just fly in from the kitchen.

In my case firstly a cup of tea in my favourite mug of the time( it changes), then a bowl of full fat greek yoghurt with honey and a few pieces of bashed pecans.

That would suffice.

My Crazy Business idea is a dream. Though if telekenisis does ever prove to work than it would have many subsidiary businesses launched from it.

“The Thought Lunch”

“The Thought Dinner”

“The Thought Snack”

NB I have to say that telekenisis is not freely available as the process could get into the wrong hands and used inappropriately and not purely for the selfish benefit of launching food from the kitchen to the lazy person sitting on the sofa. Mums the Word, Don’t Mention it to Donald.

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#HeadlineTherapy Workers rights reforms will cost billions less after concessions, analysis shows.

Thanks to Archie Mitchell Business Reporter BBC Online News for the Headline

Here we go, although these figures are pie in the sky as let’s face it employers are profit orientated and no way can they accept a policy from a Government that will cost them an extra £5 billion pounds despite the well intentioned efforts of the Labour Government and their ideals.

Waltz in nameless faceless officials who are now very pleased with themselves in being able to report that the figures will now only cost the go getting employers £1 billion pounds which is more affordable don’t you think?

Well any self-effacing businessman or businesswoman is going to say get off your high horses we can’t afford to give our workers anymore . We’ll have to rein in it in somewhere else. Employ less people, forget about training and health care. No more paid holidays, more hours less pay. We’ll bring contractors in they can pay for the welfare of the workers. Even the Public Sector will be at it.

So what will happen to the Employment Rights Act, it’s just got more expensive to employ people and the rub seems to be that if you are sick they don’t want you. Let’s face it it will move more to contract and temporary work.

In black and white, no one in their right mind is going to agree a £1billion pound wage increase. Unless you are an MP agreeing your own benefit package. That is the exception.

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#HeadlineTherapy EU member states back Mercosur deal, French MEPs vow fight in Parliament.

Thanks to Peggy Corlin from Euro News Online for the Headline

Well I wasn’t aware that the EU has been negotiating with some South American Countries, for nearly 20 years for a trade agreement covering Beef, Poultry and Sugar. A trade agreement that would include over 700 million people, including populations from Brazil and Argentina. It is called the Mercosur deal and has now got backing from a host of member Countries but may be brought to a halt in the French Parliament.

Is it needed? I’m not so sure. Sounds globalist expansion to me and for whose benefit? I think we should concentrate on local good quality farming and stop looking to increase the size of our markets. Perhaps the future is smaller quantities and better quality.

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#HeadlineTherapy Homeless workers need ‘resilience ‘over winter

Thanks to Nathan Briant and Alex Meakin, South of England BBC News Online for the Headline

The Severe Weather Emergency Protocol (SWEP) means that anyone who is sleeping rough should be given a safe place to stay to get them out of the dangerous temperatures they would experience outside. If temperatures drop below zero three days in a row then the protocol comes into operation.

This means that to find and support SWEP, the Homeless workers both from Charities and the Local Agencies must be out and about approaching those who are in need of help. It must be heartbreaking and dangerous work( considering they may have to travel and walk around in poorly lit areas).

So they need both emotional and physical resilience.

There is an app called Street Link where members of the public can notify the relevant people should they spot someone who they think needs help.

I can appreciate how difficult this job is , I remember seeing a story on a News Programme of a homeless man in a village in Wiltshire who died in the street during a particularly harsh winter. The village made a real effort to give the man a funeral and acknowledge and celebrate his life. I think though , the feeling was they all had wished they’d done something more to prevent his death from the cold

Perhaps experiences like that one generated the need for SWEP and all we can be is grateful for organisations like St Mungo’s and the Salvation Army who continue to do the work in what are very difficult circumstances.

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#HeadlineTherapy 100 year-old charity to close after transferring £600m to help pay off national debt.

Thanks to Fergus Burnett of the Civil Society for the Headline.

Ah perhaps that’s why Rachel Reeves has had a bit of a breather, my she and the Treasury must feel that their boat has come in. I wonder what Boris Johnson would have done with the money.

The “National Fund” was set up a 100 years ago to pay off the “National Debt” incurred during the First World War. The fund was started by a banker Gaspard Farrer with the amount of £500,000. The fund received other donations from other philanthropists , but has received no new donations since 1985.

There was a court case in 2023 to see if the now £600million fund could be given to existing Charities in the UK, but the Courts have now decided that the money should go to the Treasury and will be used to write of a £670 million gilt.

So there you go , Gaspard Farrer wishes have been followed and the Charity will be wound up and MP’s will still be hiving off expenses and giving their friends Government Contracts and using everyone else’s money for their own purposes. They don’t miss a trick , do they?

Nevertheless , the money was supposed to be used for the National Debt and we have got plenty of that. The Charity itself is being wound down , I wonder though who was living off the interest of all that money, no doubt the Charity had expenses?

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#HeadlineTherapy Lorry drivers ‘face disciplinary action ‘ if they refuse to travel during weather alerts.

Thanks to Holly Lennon of STV News for the Headline

Unfortunately , commercial interests of Road Haulage firms are overriding the safety concerns of their drivers when it comes to harsh weather.

A driver who refuses to take his /her rig out due to bad weather , can be made subject to a disciplinary. This is simply not safe if there are serious weather warnings, perhaps we should just accept that we might not get our Grocery Deliveries or Santa’s Toys may not arrive in time for Christmas.

Of course the Conspiracy Theorists could say that all these Amber and Red warnings are generated by our Climate Change Obsessed Meterologists who just want to bring our economy to a halt and slow down global warming (if it’s happening). Let’s face it they can live in the cold , are vegan and all their children make their own toys out of string.

Apologies for the cynicism, but I do have empathy with anyone who feels that driving a large truck on black ice is not a good thing to do and is not just risking their lives but everyone else’s.

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My foot

Describe an item you were incrediby attached to as ayouth. What became of it?

My foot, I’ve still got it.

This is not my foot, AI generated.

(Artistic Licence me thinks)

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