I’m not the generous type,
That kindness trip is all just hype,
When I receive a gift,
It’s all mine! So get my drift,
If it comes in a box with my name on it,
Keep your dirty little mittens off it!
It doesn’t need to be the best gift ever,
In truth nothing lasts forever,
Chocolate, Tights a New Alarm Clock,
Or maybe my long lost matching sock,
Whatever it is just beware,
I ain’t the type to grin and share
Namaste and Thank You for Reading.๐

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That made me laugh.
At least the honesty is wrapped tighter than the gift itself. Some presents are meant to be treasuredโฆ and fiercely guarded.๐๐
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