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Words fail me.

Daily writing prompt
Where can you reduce clutter in your life?

I could pick that sock up off the floor

But finding it’s pair would be such a bore

I could tidy all my fluffy sweaters

Just to prove my worth to all my betters

I could wash the dishes in the kitchen sink

That would make him indoors think

Those letters that have remained unopened

They might not be bills but a regular stipend

I don’t know where I put those cloths I bought

But to dust is something I really ought

And then there’s the garden

And the birds need feeding

Oh hell what’s that noise I hear

Think it’s bin day I fear

Another job that came to nought

The paper and plastic I forgot to sort.

Oh yet another cluttered filled day

Well words now fail me, I’ve nothing left to say.

Namaste and Thank You for Reading.🙏

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#HeadlineTherapy No parking warden complaints upheld by council

Thank you to Martyn Smith,Local Democracy Reporter, Dudley BBC Online News for the Headline

Well some of you may go surprise, surprise with this story. In the end though it was a bit of a damp squib as the complaints fell off the cliff after the Private Parking Company did some extra training on Customer Service skills and also ticked off those operatives who parked illegally while ticketing the Public.

Apparently since the extra training there hasn’t been any complaints, which is good as the Company supplies Parking Attendants to some 60 Councils .

So the poor members of the Public who were subject to a sarcastic jibe or two from a jobs worth can settle back into their normal routine and just hope that the machines are working and that their cars are in working order and don’t need to be rescued from a pay as you stay Car Park. Time is money when it comes to Car Parking.

A penny for his thoughts

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#HeadlineTherapy Arrest after £100k in counterfeit cash seized

Thank you to Oprah Flash from BBC Online News for the Headline

I’ve worked in a few retail business’s and there was an onus put on those at the till-face to spot fake notes and also to deal with the culprit trying to pass them off.

So I read this Headline with interest, as I often wondered where the notes came from. Turns out that in this particular case , the £20 notes were printed in a house in Kidderminster and then sold on e-bay

The notes are sold on the internet as “prop” notes, presumably for fake magic tricks. However , pieces of foil are used to conceal the “prop note” text, and these are definitely illegal and counterfeit.

Unfortunately these notes are worth nothing and end up having to be given into the Police who then have to investigate their origin.

I remember there would be a spate of attempts at passing them in one area, and word tended to get around to be on the look out.

Counterfeit

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#HeadlineTherapy It might not look like a clam, but don’t be fooled- this is no clam. It walks on two legs and tucks its home under its arms wherever it goes.

Thanks to Debbie Graham of Discover Wildlife Online for the Headline

Bit of a long headline, certainly not short and snappy like I imagine it’s subject to be. The creature is a Veined Octopus, now if the name  doesn’t give you nightmares my AI generated picture will.(see below)

The veined octopus walks on two legs and uses the other six as camouflage or to carry it’s home around, or if you are a fan of certain horror movies to wrap itself around you and suck your blood after squeezing you to within an inch of your life and using it’s razor sharp beak to tear lumps of flesh of your face.

Sorry I digress, this Octopus lives in the Molucca Sea of Indonesia, and is also known as the Coconut Octopus because it sometimes uses discarded coconut shells as it’s home. Perhaps it’s quite cute after all.

AI generated picture, the veined octopus is not scary and just gets on with it’s life.

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My favourite animal is

What is your favourite animal?

My favourite animal is one that can thrive

One given permission to stay alive

That lives it’s time the way it wants

Without the threat of human taunts

That breathes fresh air and snuffles through bushes

Slides through water and lurks in rushes

Runs overland at great speed

Is opportunistic in order to feed

My favourite animals are all alive

They are so much more than the Big Game Five

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#HeadlineTherapy International law applies to everyone, including US, says German finance minister

Thank You to Maria Martinez of Reuters for this Headline

A very altruistic statement from the German Finance Minister, the future of Greenland is up to Denmark and Greenland.

I’ve never really thought any different.

I thought America was part of N.A.T.O , so what makes them think that they can have Greenland as a prize.

If it’s all about minerals, then I think if you are willing to invade one of your own to gain commercial advantage then you are capable of doing much worse things. I think the whole World knows that .

Greenland is not for mining

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#HeadlineTherapy Seaford: Shipping container washes ashore on beach

Thanks to Joseph Blakely a reporter with the Argus for this Headline

This time it’s cans of milk that have ended up on the beach. Seawater and cans of milk do not go well together and to be honest the amount of work that has to go into tidying up this mess is very bad and relies on a lot of volunteer help.

With this stuff entering the environment who knows what damage it does to wildlife. For example Dogs are not suppose to drink milk and I doubt very much it does a seals constitution much good either.

I don’t know if this has always happened or just that we report it now.

Perhaps it’s time to understand the pressures people are under to load their tankers to the brim and also to look at the Supply Chain as to why canned milk has to be transported half way around the World anyway and ends up in the English Channel, what exactly is the cost benefit argument?

The local MP is aware of the amount of work that will have to go into cleaning the beaches as they are aware that more “lost ” containers are heading to shore. Surely this is a National disaster and the local authority should be given special money to fund the clean up , while at the same time the Government needs to hold to account those that are responsible.

Not quite how it looks….thanks AI

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#HeadlineTherapy Sheriff of Nottingham under investigation after questions raised over conduct

Thanks to Joe Locker of Nottinghamshire Live for the Headline

“Robin Hood , Robin Hood Riding through the glen” . Oh my I was taken aback when I heard that the Sheriff of Nottingham was repeating history and had to be investigated over questions raised over his conduct.

This time it’s a Labour Councillor who has taken on the title of Sheriff of Nottingham but is really there to promote Tourism to Nottingham.

Has he been demanding corn tithes from everyone and taking unfair advantage of their daughters if they failed to pay up .Or chopping peoples heads off for poaching or stealing deer.

No , there’s a possibility that he had his private car serviced at Land Rover Jaguar at the expense of the Council. The investigation is waiting on the paperwork to assess if this is true.

My how days have changed.

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#HeadlineTherapy Anne Boleyn painting is ‘actually a different royal’claims historian

Thanks to Harry Cockburn of the Independent Online for the Headline.

So apparently in order to boost her entitlement to Royal lineage , Elizabeth the First, had a portrait of Anne Boleyn( her mother who was executed by her father King Henry V111) painted with a strong resemblance or indeed based on her own appearance.

At the time of her reign, there were many threats to her right to the Monarchy, so it was natural to use any method to publicise that she was indeed the rightful heir to the English Throne.

It seems odd to me that she would want to be associated with a woman who Henry V111, said was such a wicked and wanton woman. In fact it’s amazing that Elizabeth 1 turned out to be such an effective Queen who ruled for 45 years despite being made illegitimate when her parents marriage was annulled. Henry having a change of mind when Elizabeth was ten years old and restored her to the line of succession.

A lot of water was still to pass under the bridge, but I’d like to think that the portrait was also produced as a way for Elizabeth to honour her mother, who having died when she was barely two , she would hardly have known what she looked like.

Let’s face it Elizabeth never married or had children of her own, perhaps her mother’s story made her fiercely independent and skeptical about the fate of Tudor women and maybe the one thing she could cling onto was the love of her mother.

It was probably a man’s world.

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Online Communication

In what ways do you Communicate Online?

Online Communication

Is important for the Nation

We order food and many things

On subscription and helplessly click as the cash till rings

The Bank says we’re overdrawn

We stare at the screen and begin to yawn

No problem, our parents account is just a cash cow

We’ll transfer the funds in real-time now

We want to tell our friends we are somewhere

Lost or found , travelling or not at all there

Our friends dont’ really want to know

But if they don’t look they might just miss the show

A video of you falling on ice,

They laugh and don’t think about it twice,

They scroll and move on to the next event

Was that what that Celebrity really meant?

You wait online to book a show

You’re patient because you really want to go

The Satellite is overloaded , you lose your slot

Then get sold some tickets by a pop-up bot,

Their fake but you don’t find out until it’s too late

When you are refused entry at the gate.

So I love my WordPress it seems so clean

And everyone is nice and no one is mean

There is a lesson for us all on here

That information is never free and truth is very, very dear.

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