What snack would you eat right now?
Oh snack, leave me alone
You tempt me like a wicked crone
You hark me back to childhood years
And gourd me with fat and fears
Those unnatural powdered additives of red and yellow
Those frothy lipids that make me mellow
Oh snack you wicked licentious hag
For my sake get back in your bag.
thenotsomightyom 