Monthly Archives: November 2025

In a Diva Way(flounces hair)

How do you manage screen time for yourself?

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Period

Do you need time?

We are needy creatures and need all the time. So I like a period ,not the female monthly kind, but the “full stop”. Which I believe in North American English is called a period. We all need periods and knowing when to stop is good for you.

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#HeadlineTherapy Two abandoned giant snails “lucky to survive”

Thanks to BBC News Danny Fullbrook for the headline that caught my eye.

Sad to say, that along with all abandoned pets, mainly the four pawed kind (much cuter than snails). Two giant albino snails were unceremoniously thrown into a bush inside their vivarium with an overturned water bowl and some very outdated vegetables. They would have died because being from the Sub- Saharan Africa they are used to warm conditions and it’s November currently in the UK.

However, someone spotted them and thankfully they’ve been rescued and will be rehomed.

Unfortunately they are hermaphrodites and can breed like snails. So actually potentially invasive. It is illegal to release them or their hatchlings into the wild, because now we know what damage an invasive species can reek. Look at the grey squirrel (non- native)beating up the red squirrel(native).

I thought what had the poor snails done? To be discarded in the only home they’ve known into a bush and left out in the cold with no food or water. Had they spoken back, had they made a mess of their vivarium , were they just boring? Were they getting expensive to keep? Something catastrophic happened for them to be unceremoniously thrown out.

I had to check the price and availability of Giant African Land Snails. They typically sell for between £5 and £30 in the UK depending on size, age and specific species.

So a pet that is easy to acquire.

Sad to say whoever threw them away, didn’t care about the consequences and quite frankly probably wouldn’t care about anything. Well done to the rescuers.

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#HeadlineTherapy Prehistoric fish thriving in Scottish Loch

Thanks to BBC Online News for the Headline.

You will be pleased to know that there are some fish that like the freezing cold waters of freshwater lakes in Scotland. They like them so much that they have hung around and have decided to survive and thrive despite becoming extinct thirty years ago in said Scottish lakes and having to be reintroduced to their new home from two locations in England where they have thrived since prehistoric times . Thankfully the move went well.

The Vendace left Scotland but has now come back. For a fish that likes freezing cold waters , it is odd that it gave up on Scotland. I would have thought it was colder in Scotland than in England which is of course further South.

Why did the Vendace disappear in the first place.

I checked can you eat “Vendace”?

Apparently it is popular in Finland and other Nordic Countries. A bit sprattish it can be eaten whole as the bones are fine and the fish small. The roe of vendace is also a prized delicacy. So the little fish was probably eaten and killed for food and enjoyment by the Scots.

Still they are back and enjoying life and the cold gloomy lakes and are I assume staying out of the way while being monitored by the Scientists who reintroduced them.

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Whom knows?

What will your life be like in three years?

Three years is better than five. Five year plans give me a funny itch.

I predict I will make Grammarly mistakes and AI will helpfully correct them without me even knowing.

Courtersy of today’s AI

A simple trick to decide if the word is the object , is to substitute “he” or “she” for “who” and “him” or “her” for “whom”, if “him” or “her” fits use “whom”

Well it doesn’t in the above title , but I learned something and in three years time, which if I’m here I’ll be learning something too.

Seem’s to be life’s pattern.

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#HeadlineTherapy Israel unveils tax benefits in bid to reverse tech brain drain.

This headline is courtesy of the Financial Times. I’m not a subscriber , so haven’t read the full article, but this is certainly different to most news we are currently hearing about Israel .

So the Israeli Government are worried that they are losing intelligent, qualified technical people to other Countries because of emigration, they are people they don’t want to lose. So they will offer them financial incentives to stay. Perhaps it will work , perhaps it won’t.

It all depends on what technological opportunities there are to develop. I know that an Israeli Company now owns the Soda Stream Brand.

I’m a big fan of making my own fizzy drinks, particularly on hot summer days. So much better than lugging heavy plastic bottles with additive fueled drinks out of the supermarket on a trolley. However, I think there have been some electronic type developments from the original Soda Stream design, but none that float my boat. Basically it’s a gas bottle attached to a holder. You don’t need timers, GPS or indeed measuring devices. So this could be a technological rabbit hole.

Perhaps the technological people feel they can use their skills more usefully elsewhere , perhaps in bigger markets in other countries and thus they want to move on.

Perhaps it’s a moral decision , that the don’t want to use their skills in developing weapons. Perhaps their specialisation is in Medical Science , and they believe everyone should benefit from their advances. This is a distinct moral dilemma that money does not answer.

Thus , the emigration might have nothing to do with earnings or “Tax Breaks” at all. Time will tell.

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Microsoft Free Week

Invent a holiday! Explain how and why everyone should celebrate.

I suppose it’s a holiday that we all need, just a break from the onslaught of Microsoft. A week where we don’t need to use the software, where we don’t have to worry about upgrading to Windows 11, buying a new laptop that will use the full AI benefits that Microsoft wants us to use. Where simply everything works without updates or notifications.

I think we all need that holiday. We could celebrate by just being relaxed and getting on with what we want to do without constant interruptions.

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Sylvia Plath and The Bell Jar

Loved this book and really admire the writing, flair and spirit in it. My thoughts are my own.

Poetry is not my passion, so I’ve never read much or studied poets and their output. However, Sylvia describes incidents in a way that captured my interest. She uses the word “ptomaine poisoning” to describe an outbreak of shellfish poisoning which happened to her and ten of the girls on her secondment as an assistant editor to a prestigious New York Magazine. Ptomaine is now an outdated term , but so powerful, I can almost taste the crab.

As “The Bell Jar” is Plath’s only published prose book and is regarded as  semi autobiographical, I came to it with a freshness and curiosity, with my ears ready to listen to a story and I was not disappointed.

I found myself fact checking some of the details in the book . Sylvia Plath was indeed a straight A student and I believe had the potential to have been a top academic if she had  wanted. The Physics class she took reluctantly and excelled in then used her success to persuade her college that while she would attend Chemistry classes(which she hated) there was no need to sit an exam. Only someone who knew how to play the academic system could have done that so successfully and with such aplomb.

I suppose it was the era that she was born in that defined her view on relationships with the opposite sex. A ” woman’s role” to keep house, have children and worship her husband (the main bread winner) seems like something that she would grow to hate. Perhaps she did or perhaps she didn’t. The scene in the bell jar where the the diamond pin man tries to rape her and she sticks her stiletto heel in his thigh and leaves him to search around in the grounds for the diamond pin that he gave her and then insisted she gave him back was classic sassy woman. Sylvia could give as good as she got when she needed to .

I love the descriptions of her mother, whom with such a talented daughter , verging on genius as a writer had to support her both emotionally and financially taking into account Sylvia’s sensitivities. I appreciate Sylvia’s honesty in describing how her mother made her feel, but my overall impression was that she knew she was loved and also that she had many people around her that cared for her too.

What strikes me as sad, is it was all based on competitive writing, she wanted to win competitions , earn money for short stories from Publishers of Magazines , win , win , win. She could do it to, really she was invincible and curious and had a lot to offer the World. Did she stop winning, or did she stop believing she could win.

I don’t think those times were easy, there was not much money floating about. I love her frankness in saying that her family would run out of financial sympathy for her and she would be moved from expensive private psychiatric hospitals to public facilities where her treatments would be inferior. She wanted to get better before that happened. Which indeed she did,as at the end of the book she does return to college and eventually goes to Europe, the rest is history.

I will return to the Bell Jar again and again, because it’s language, it’s descriptions and it’s story are absolutely fascinating, so much better than J.D. Salinger’s “Catcher in the Rye” which as a coming of age novel left me slightly doubtful of it’s characters. Plath’s writing was heartfelt and visceral and frank. There was nothing phoney about her.

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#HeadlineTherapy Head of Jersey Fire Service warns “we do not have enough PPE to do jobs safely”

Thanks to ITVX News for the above headline

This news headline blows apart the fact that Jersey is a haven of wealth and community minded multi- millionaires and tax evading billionaires. More parsimonious , selfish creatures who last thought is to help their fellow humans.

Surprisingly it appears that the Head of the Fire Brigade for Jersey has announced publicly that they do not have enough PPE to ensure the safety of the Firemen and Firewomen whose duty it is to tackle fires and other incidents that these brave people are contracted to address.

In order to be safe from potential hazards and carcinogenic materials, they need two sets of tailor-made and specially fitted PPE which when used need to be decontaminated( hence the need for a spare set). They simply don’t have it and the Fire Chief of Jersey says it is unacceptable and will put lives at risk.

So where are the billionaires to help out?

Couldn’t the Fire Chief have had a quiet word and the rich have a few quality fundraising dinners and raffles to solve this? Why have the rich people of the Tax- Haven not volunteered some cash to protect the lives that protect their property.

Why I ask isn’t it a good enough cause? The reality is , just like the PPE scandal during the Covid Crisis, all these people are interested in is themselves, they’ll be quick to criticise if they lose their assets because of an inefficient Fire Response.

They won’t care if other people’s lives are put at risk as long as they are safe in their properties. They will argue to their blue in their faces that the “Fire Service ” is properly funded despite the evidence to the contrary.

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thenotsomightyom.com

Silly question, of course this is my favourite website. thenotsomightom.com Full of wit and common sense and such a lot of not so valuable tongue in cheek humour.

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