Urgent Alert Issued to Anyone who uses Gmail after 183 million passwords leaked.
The hackers have done their worse
To these Global Businesses they are a curse,
Or was it just a human blip
When someone at Google let their coffee slip
The keyboard sopping
And lots of mopping,
Unbeknown a button pressed,
In truth we’ll never know the rest
To secrecy all employees sign up
Never admit it was a plastic cup
They didn’t just release your private data,
But also caused an imbalance at the Earth’s
equator,
Millions panic to remember their password
While the earth’s ocean soaks up the disposable
plastic crud
How many disposable coffee cups do Google
employees use?
This password nonsense is just a ruse.
We’ll never know what really happened,
Just we owe our planet a decent stipend
To stop this very pointless waste
And remember ceramic cups make for better
taste
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