This day was not typical
I developed a headache whose case was typicalititus
It happened on an unpredictable cycle
The washing machine spewed out detritus
Typically the machine should not have done it
It should have done a rinse and stopped
Instead it exploded and blew out grit
The clothes were shreds and the emergency sensors popped
There was nothing more to be done
But clean up the mess and cry a little
And then I became a victim of typicalitus syndrome
The day was done and it was practically biblical
He couldn’t resist giving me this supposition
“30Kg is the maximum load”
“Typically you did not to read the instruction”
Deflated I continued to wipe the floor
“Really you should not need to be told.”
With that I screamed and ran out the door.
Namaste and thank you for reading , may your omnipotent being go with you.
thenotsomightyom 