So what hair would you like with your food this evening Sir?

And this evening ,as well as hair follicles,red,blond,black and grey.We have a delectable choice of nasal,big toe and forearm hair.And as always ;for that special occasion,we offer a curly  pubic hair from our star chef,Alexander.Oh, and I nearly  forgot to mention eyebrows and eyelashes are available on the side too for a small additional charge.

Need time to think,great,can I get you some drinks?

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