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Cornish Pasty

©GeraldineBanksAug2024

My favourite recipe by far for a Cornish Pasty. I love them and they are so easy to make from scratch.

They have a great history too, and were used to pay casual workers in past times, for example for working on the ground work in Trenance Gardens in Newquay, the workers were paid a pasty a day for what was incredibly hard labour.( Well it was all in a good cause.) All for the benefit of the great and good of Newquay. Who after completion of the project would be able to promenade through the park in their Sunday Best.

Miners, traditionally, would have a pasty that contained meat and veg one end and a sweet filling the other end for their lunch. Some would throw away the pastry as it was covered in coal dust and they had nowhere to wash their hands down the mine while having their meal.

So a Cornish Pasty has a long history of providing nutrition for people. The first pasty I made was at School and I made a giant one, much to the teacher’s puzzlement. I suppose I miscalculated something and I had one large pasty and one small pasty. Everyone else had the required 6 medium pasties. Whatever, when I brought it home , everyone loved it .

Basically , I think you should make the pastry from scratch( a lost art) and prepare the filling which consists of beef ( not an expensive cut), finely cut potatoes and diced swede or turnip( whichever is available).

Roll the pastry out and make equal size rounds and put a layer of potato, then a layer of swede/turnip and then some beef. Place a small nob of butter on top so as to add flavour and moisture while the pasty is cooking and season each pile with loads of pepper and a little salt. Don’t overfill as you will have to will have to seal the pasty and crimp the edges as best you can. There are encyclopaedias on how to do this correctly.

Once you’re pasties are sitting neatly on the baking tray ready to go in the oven, then brush them all over with beaten egg, to give them a nice rustic brown pastry colour and cook at Gas Mark 6 for around 50 minutes.

Eat when ready, I personally think it’s best to eat them and make a fresh batch each time. And remember it’s nice to share.

Namaste

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Replanting My Fennel

©️GeraldineBanksAug2024

Tell us about the last thing you got excited about.

I’m not a lazy person.It just takes me forever to do anything.

When it comes to growing vegetables,well that suits me because you can’t rush growing vegetables,unless you are some kind of Frankenstein Super grower supplying the Corporate Supermarkets.

I am a grower on a small,self- use basis,to be honest quite miniscule really.

Nevertheless, seeds are unpredictable, very hard to not overcrowd when you are placing them in your finely prepared soil.

I try my best to spread them out,but they always end up in little clumps of plants that need to be thinned out.

Firstly it was my leeks, and I transplanted them and gave them room to grow

.Leeks are hardy and they thrived in their new positions.From memory this took me about a week to finish,but finish it I did and I’m pleased to say I should have a steady supply of leek and potato soup for  this winter.

However,I kept looking at the fennel which I could see was really overcrowded.Thatvwas going to be a big job.

Last Sunday,I did it!

It was a hot day and I separated the plants and prepared the holes,soaking the ground in water to give the well developed Fennel roots the best chance. I reckon there were 60 or so individual plants and now they all have room to grow. Four hours it took me and I felt satisfied and excited by the fact that I’d given my fennel the best chance to grow and thrive.

I’m a big fan of the aniseed flavour of fennel,another reason for my excitement.

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I must finish my sentence

©️GeraldineBanks Aug2024

Prisoner

I must finish my sentence. It was an accident,I didn’t mean to do it.It didn’t happen the way they said it did.Nevertheless,I must finish my sentence.

Some say do I feel trapped? I say not really,once you understand that  you have to complete the sentence,then nothing else really matters or actually everything,every minute detail matters,because you aren’t going anywhere,until you complete your sentence.It’s really quite cathartic,once you accept that.

My meals appear,I eat them and drink my milky tea.Then I go back to finishing my sentence.I don’t think anymore about the unfairness of it all,I just get on with it. One day,one word at a time.Time passes ; and each day is one day closer to completing my sentence.

The End

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How Would I Design The City of The Future. AI of Course.

Everything would need to be high, as I think there is something magnificent in buildings that reach for the sky and also that are self sufficient. So a building that recycles it’s water supply and has a perpetual enclosed heating and an air-conditioning system. A combined business and living space so that there is a genuine opportunity to work from home.

Everyone would be guaranteed a place to live and would have access to funds for whatever they need for recreation and education.

There would be dedicated buildings for Health, Leisure(Sports and Entertainment) and Government and Banking, all of which would be fully accessible to everyone. These buildings would be within a 10mile square perimeter in the city which would contain everything that everyone needs. There would be no cars or buses. Everyone would use a system of conveyor belts to move themselves and goods and services around.

Outside the 10mile square perimeter, there would be suburbs, where the transport methods to the Countryside and Foreign Travel would be located. This would consist of rental car ports and air transport ( both local and international).

There would be total freedom of travel, but the Cities would be so nice that visiting the Countryside though enjoyable was a leisure choice for some but not for all. There would definitely be citiphiles.

Our current obsession with owning Land will have ended and the Countryside would be managed effectively both for leisure and food production by the people and for the people( and for wildlife and fauna too). It would be seen as pointless to surround yourself with acres of redundant land purely for your own edification. The Countryside and the leisure and farming opportunities would be pleasant and easy to visit and indeed participate in should you so wish.

Finally when you think about it , why have we made such a mess of things? Our cities are horrible and we seem to want to decimate the Countryside either by farming it intensively , killing it’s wildlife or polluting it’s rivers and seas. We’ve only got 50billion years to improve things before the sun burns us up and we disappear into a black hole, so we’ve still got time and the opportunity to improve things for everyone.

Namaste.

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AI and the Extra Leg.

A few months ago I got an e.mail from WordPress suggesting it would be best to sign up for a 2 year deal and to check out the prices , that there were big improvements coming to the site and I would benefit from them. One of them is I assume AI imaging. I renew my WordPress subscription annually at Christmas ( I suspect I originally set it up as a Christmas present to myself).

Anyway I had a look at the 2 year offer and it turned out a lot more expensive than my annual subscription, so the offer was of no use to me and I continued on my existing plan. To be truthful, if they are going to charge me what they are offering at Christmas I will have to call it a day, as I simply cannot afford it.

I was surprised after receiving the e.mail and indeed not signing up for any additional costs that when I selected an image for a block that it now gave me the option of choosing an AI generated image . Was this part of the offer? It’s worked out quite well for me as I suppose I use the AI images that are generated and they match quite well what I’m blogging about and they are included in my existing package.

The images have given me ideas to write frightening stories. eg. The one above has a three legged girl, the image I asked AI to generate was ” Children Playing.” Other images had children playing with quite scary zombie like faces. I have noticed that other bloggers have actually quite impressive artwork on their images, I assume though they look as if they are AI generated but that they aren’t and that really they are airbrushed artworks which they have made themselves.

The AI images I have generated via WordPress are useful and I try and match them to what I’m blogging about. They can be good if you are talking about a famous person eg. The late great Muhammad Ali (see below)

What an amazing likeness for Muhammad Ali, but not so Robert Redford (below)

How about Marilyn Monroe?

No looks like a different woman….how about A Poltergeist?

Yes , impressed , sufficiently scary.

I used one of “George Orwell ” in one of my blogs and was very pleased with the image, and I do like searching the images and seeing what they will come up with.

If these AI images are part of the creative package, then I think they are very good and do help with making blogs more interesting.

In the meantime until Christmas comes I ‘ll keep using the images for my blogs and hopefully use the quirks of AI to my advantage too. I love seeing what they generate and of course , presumably the generated image is not copyrighted as it’s a conglomeration of a number of images, so they are free to use. Correct me if I’m wrong, does this have implications for copyrights of photos?

As I said it has given me some ideas for scary ghost stories and perhaps some mysteries

Although definitely not one that will include a three legged girl or children with zombie faces.

I’d love to hear from others about their experiences with AI .

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Origin- Herradine

©GeraldineBanksAug2024

I am very excited to share this story, my Christian Name “Geraldine” is I don’t think Worldwide, it is however present in mainly the Northern Hemisphere with a spattering in the Southern Hemisphere due to emigration and also the expatriate longing for home, whereby children are christened with names from the long lost home Country.

Mine, however, has an origin I only found out recently through some papers that a long lost uncle (recently deceased) passed on to me in his last will and testament. Uncle James had moved to Spain in the 1960’s, somewhere near Valencia. He had married a Spanish Lady and had a three beautiful children, two boys and a girl.

Although very sorry to hear of my uncle’s passing , I was unable to attend his funeral. However, I was most surprised to receive a package through the post from the Spanish Executor of his Estate. The parcel contained some papers and a family tree and also a letter of explanation from Uncle James. Apparently my father who abandoned my mother along with me when I was a few months old, had a secret. A past that he thought very dark and that should be concealed. He was off course Spanish, but his relatives had all been pirates.

The family tree went back to the 16th Century, and even mentioned the exploits of the Pirates and in some cases their sorry end “hanged for Piracy”. It did make dark reading, however, the men on my father’s side seemed to have much success with their Pirating , all being Captain’s of their own ship’s at an early age and some receiving money and awards from Spanish Royalty for their exploits.

However, one particular area was highlighted by my Uncle, it was my father’s great, great grandfather, he had been married to a lady called “Herradine” and she my uncle explained in his letter had been the great love of his life. The wad of papers along with the family tree, explained her role in ensuring the family’s future fortune, she was the driving force behind all my late relatives achievements.

It had been my father’s wish to call me “Herradine”, but due to a language misunderstanding at the registry office and possibly an error by my mother, it was transcribed as Geraldine. However, in my mind and particularly as I am learning Spanish it will always be “Herradine” to me.

The End

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The Life Force

©GeraldineBanksAug2024

What Motivates You?

The root of what motivates me does not come from external forces. I don’t give a hoot about how much money I make, whether I’m famous or not if I had academic degrees coming out of my ears or if I have the mind and body of a superstar athlete. It won’t get me out of bed.

What will get me out of bed is the prospect of enjoying what is my life. There are plenty of forces to make sure that you do not enjoy life. Just ignore them. You are the life ,are and you are it’s very spirit, it’s fire .The life force you enjoy does not depend on your looks your intelligence or even your attitude, it depends on you.

You can choose to listen to the external forces telling you what you should be doing or you can listen to what they are recommending and figure out what’s best for you. We are sold to on a daily basis , but we can choose not to buy, but to consider what we really do want in life and work towards that.

For example, there’s a voice inside my head constantly telling me I’m no good. I never really believed it , I know there are people much better at doing certain things than I am, but I always figured that was a good thing, because even if I wasn’t talented and able to do what they were doing , well there was probably something I could do that they couldn’t and that was how the World worked. There is a place for everyone and a role for everyone and without each other , well things would not work.

The calculable and quantifiable characteristics of human achievement are over analysed; and dare I say it ;over judged. Get out of bed and do the things you enjoy doing, that make a difference to you and others around you. Maybe you do have to spend some time doing stuff you don’t want to do to, but that doesn’t define you or indeed turn into your reason to be.

There are plenty of users in this World , but they are the losers, because the winners spend time avoiding them and in truth the users end up in uncomfortable beds that they made from stealing the pillows, sheets and duvets from other people. No one finds them interesting because they’ve just damaged their surroundings and all they’ve got left is an unmade bed.

Yes, the Life Force does exist and it motivates me to get out of bed (metaphorically speaking) every day and make the most of my Life. May your Life Force be With You too.

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I love a Good Movie, but don’t like to Categorise.

I’m the one at the Party when your favourite film question comes up that looks blank while other party attendees and lovers of a good quiz with an encyclopaedic memory rattle off their favourite films with me in the background saying to myself.

” Yeah , that was a good one!”

I can’t help myself , I don’t categorise things I like , I enjoy them at the time and move on. Is that wrong? Should I gather all my likes and dislikes and like a good librarian file them away so I can pass them on to the next person.

Or at a Party is it just friendly banter , to show your love and knowledge of all these wonderful and not so wonderful creative projects by discussing and grading with others ,what , could be, for someone their lifetime’s work.

The number of films produced in numeric terms, today , is almost infinite. I spend at least half an hour browsing through Amazon Prime, Apple, Channel 4 and BBC I player before even making a choice. I very often find a gem and it’s a delight to watch something that you didn’t even know idea existed until it turned up on one of the above platforms .

There are at least a 100 films I could watch again and again, some are old and some are current. It’s a good feeling when you experience a good film, one that makes you think differently or laugh out loud.

That is why there is so much creative effort and indeed money put into making movies that we watch. The makers probably don’t care if they make my top 10, they have their eyes on the bigger prize of entertaining or educating me.

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Thoughtfulness

©GeraldineBanksAugust2024

I realise whether I’m reading or writing, it’s the thoughts that come into my head that are stimulated by trying to find the right words or indeed understand other peoples words that definitely floats my boat.

My preference for reading is definitely older more established books, they have lasted because they touch the reader in some way. At the moment I’m reading Jack London’s, The People of The Abyss. George Orwell’s said of the book that London was misguided in many of his thoughts, for example after a night in one of London’s horrendous doss houses , he leaves his tramp associates and makes his way to his safe house for a bath, good food and a sleep in a comfortable bed.

London does though, explain the unfairness of the system that the poor and homeless are subjected to and expresses empathy with them. He was not of their class however. He is a very good writer though, as his words made me listen to him and he expressed himself in such a way that gave me much food for thought, so much so . I didn’t pay much attention to his distaste to the smells and bad habits of the tramps. Orwell was much more sympathetic and indeed humorous about this in “Down and Out in Paris and London”.

A writer, any writer has that power. Obviously it helps if you care about what you are writing about. Have you got an expansive mind? Mine isn’t very expansive. Have you seen or heard something that made you jump to a conclusion or build a premise for a story? That is how I write, something that spurs me on , that something . I don’t want to convert people as I don’t feel I can solve the World’s problems. Leave that to the academics( thankfully us writers can pull the reins in on some of the academics theories).

The writer can express the things that we know in our hearts or that puzzle us and bring them together in a format that recognises that the reader is not the only one that feels that way or if your are the only one than there is someone else, even just one person. It might make you think perhaps you should look at alternatives to your ideas or it may make you realise the world is a harsh place and you need to stick to your belief along with your creative partner who actually dared to put what you were thinking in writing.

Writing can achieve so much, but it’s the use of language that is key. With the books that I’ve read and sorry to say I have not read enough. It’s the language that makes communication with the reader possible. The reader doesn’t turn off , or put the book down never to pick it up again. That is a disaster. So the challenge with writing is to create something of interest , that peaks and intrigues and generates emotions and thoughts, that questions, and all with words.

George Orwell was a master writer and in my mind will live forever, his effect on others through his writing was immense, he was a craftsman with words and loved his writing and indeed humanity. Perhaps he did have to escape to Scotland and work on a croft. Writing at his level was draining and he was dedicated, but needed to recharge his batteries.

I don’t aim to be like George, we are after all completely different eras, but I know that we need writers to make us think and that is always going to be true. So that is why I write. To make myself and others think.

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Hellish Village

No I suppose you’re not suppose to love Hellish Village, but I do. The neighbours aren’t friendly and the pubs and restaurants are closing down as no one has any money to eat out. There are a few independent shops run by people with more money than sense and there’s a Library run by volunteers.

A list the things that a good village should have would include, a good interactive social life ,a friendly atmosphere, happy people and contented children who go to school regularly.

Hellish has none of those.

Firstly, the primary school is well attended and supported by the local parents. However, once the children reach twelve or thirteen things tend to change. The good parents make a decision to move out of the area in order for the children to have a decent chance of life. Most children however stay, as not many can afford the move.

The resident children go to the secondary school , Hellish High, which a long time ago gave up trying to get any sort of “satisfactory ” report on it’s role as an education facility. It’s been in special measures a number of times and the discipline and attendance records make embarrassing reading for those who are responsible within the school. The Head of School changes at least once a year, and Hellish High holds the record for most Heads in a term , five at the last count.

This means we have quite a high rate of delinquent behaviour, as the young people argue that they have nothing to do apart from hang around “Hellish Offsales” and shoplift the reduced alcohol it sells. The young girls will sell their bodies to the local men for a bottle of vodka from the shop. Underage pregnancy is rife and the Community Police Officer hasn’t been seen on the streets for almost a decade.

I don’t own a car so I don’t worry about it being vandalised or it’s tyres being slashed just because “they can”. I don’t like it when they steal cars and then race them down the street in broad daylight , because frankly it’s very dangerous.

Best to stay indoors on days like that.

Fortunately, three of our neighbours are really good shots, so they tend to scare off any delinquents. I suppose that’s why I’m quite happy, we’ve got protection in the street we live. Strangers are spotted very quickly and if it looks like trouble well, our rough neighbours will sort them out.

Still, despite the problems we have our Mayor and Council Leaders who like to try and make out that Hellish Village is a good place to live. They certainly are good at increasing the taxes to pay for their fancy meetings and so called security. Not to mention the current MP who has been known to attend some local shindigs courtesy of the Council. There’s much talk about what goes on at those “celebrations”. Needless to say some of the village girls are involved.

Why do I love Hellish Village, well it survives that’s why I love it. Day to Day it’s hell, it has no future , and a rather dismal past, but it’s my home and in truth it’s no worse or better than a lot of places.

The End.

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