Monthly Archives: August 2024

Y Doo Aye Blog?

Why do you blog?

Alien

I imagine being asked by my little Alien(above) why I blog and it struck me ,it is to communicate.Which is really very exciting and any channel that encourages open communication is a good thing isn’t it?

What do we Want?

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Harvey

Harvey

Me : Harvey?

Harvey : Hello

Me: You’re always with me Harvey aren’t you?

Harvey: Humm, I suppose I am, yeah.

Me: Why is that Harvey? I’m happy you’re here and all, it’s not as if you get in the way or anything, I know I’m the only one who can see you.

Harvey: Yup.

Me: But how did this happen? Why are you here and why me?

Harvey : I don’t know why, I’m only a rabbit and a small one at that.

Me: Yes , in the film with Jimmy Stewart, you were six feet weren’t you?

Harvey : Yup, but that was just a film , that was make believe.

Me: So you think you’re real , not make believe?

Harvey: I don’t know, but I know I’m not in a film or on TV or anything like that.

Me: No, we’re not I suppose.(looks down at the ground). Sometimes things feel unreal though.

Harvey : I’d like to be able to tell you why I’m here , but I don’t really know. It’s fun following you about ;that’s all.

Me: Well you are a good friend and you don’t bother me , so I’m happy that you follow me around. You’re very good at getting out of the way, particularly of fast cars, you’ve got good road sense.

Harvey: Comes with the territory.

Me: I suppose it’s daft to ask too many questions isn’t it?

Harvey : No, it’s not daft , it’s just sometimes the answer isn’t always available or maybe there isn’t an answer at all : at the end of the day, I’m just a rabbit.

Me: To me you are Harvey. You’re a very interesting rabbit. Would you like me to rub your ears?

Harvey : Oh yes please, that is one of the perks of this job.

Me: (rubs Harvey’s ears)

Harvey: Hhhmmmn….

Me: Shall we go to the Park, it would be nice to get some fresh air.

Harvey: Yup, why not.

The End

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Giddy

How are you feeling right now?

I’ve got two days to get ready to go on holiday.No work,just concentrated packing,cleaning,tidying,and preening,

And just generally excited about life as the giant bollock hasn’t vanquished me  yet.

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Moving to the T

What daily habit do you do that improves your quality of life?

I used to play a little squash,not seriously,but in order to be in a good position to return your opponents shot,the idea was you tried to get back to the T. The T was a line marking in the centre of the court which formed a T shape.

I use that in my daily life and try and adjust to whatever happens on a daily basis,good or bad,by always making adjustments,whether physically or mentally to return to my T point.

The point where I’m ready to face whatever is happening  ,having positioned myself in the best place to deal with it.

I think it’s a good analogy.

Excuse the tennis racket….the T is perfect though

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A Puny Wire

What was the last thing you searched for online? Why were you looking for it?

Well it wasn’t actually me that searched for the wire.It was my poor other half who has been trying to mend his precious rather elderly motorbike for months.Unfortunately it is something electronic.

He’s done a lot,replacing the fuel pump twice and because the electronics were playing up he had to find a way to override the circuit.Hence he looked for and found a Puny bit of wire,available next day delivery online.

And then it begun, three weeks later,after receiving notification that said PBOW had been despatched from Romania of all places,it was posted through our letter box.

He was at work when he received the notification and panicked as our dog was home alone and once ate some wire cable that was posted through the letterbox.

He made his excuses,drove home and found the dog had opened the package but thankfully not yet chewed the cable.The guilty look on the dog’s face meant that my partner had arrived just in time. The dog got an extra walk and the cable was put safely in the drawer

Pleased to say the cable did the job and possibly with a new battery the bike may be up and running,perhaps when we get back from holiday…perhaps.

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My Beautiful Cornwall

We’re visiting Cornwall on holiday in a few days time. I’m looking forward to the fresh air and gazing at  the visual feast of the  colours that are part of the surroundings . The greens and browns of the vegetation , the  blue green sea and the abundant  white cumulus clouds  with the  blue background of a windswept sky. Yes and the rain and wind if so be it.It’s all part of it’s magic, including the crunch of my well worn casual shoes under our frequently trodden paths down to the many beaches and hidden coves that abound along the Cornish Coasts.

So how in hell can five minutes browsing on the internet turn my anticipated vacation into a prospect of hell on earth.Quite easily it seems.

Articles about how millionaires or (allowing for rampant inflation in house prices) multimillionaires have ruined St Ives and turned it into a ghost town in Winter.

The empty houses and empty streets are gifted by those second and third time home owners from London who have invested in property,but head off to the the Carribbean in the winter.

Down the road in Redruth there are homeless sleeping on the streets and a lack of leisure shopping for the locals,who regularly have to use food banks just to exist and get help from the Citizens Advice Bureau on how to pay their electricity bill.

Poor Redruth,you see,it used to be part of our holiday,it had a very good Chinese Restaurant,it might still be there for all we know.

I mean Redruth  is  not a tourist destination, we go to Cornwall not to visit multi millionaire hotspots like St Ives or even to see how the poor unfortunates of Redruth live.We go to appreciate what is great about Cornwall and enjoy our holiday,as I’m sure many others do.

But there goes the internet,polarising thoughts and trying to instill guilt into our pores.How dare you visit wonderful Cornwall and not consider the evil rich or the vile behaviour of drug and alcohol addicts who make the local people’s life a misery.(A modern evil in every town in the UK,I’m afraid)

No actually ;Internet,I’m going on holiday and I will see the beauty,to give me strength to do what I can to face the real problems and difficulties that exist. Your articles are unhelpful and probably part of a phishing conspiracy by some extreme climate change organisation or just some sad journalist trying to make a name for themselves.

Whatever,sun,sand ,sea and beautiful scenery are not the prerogative of the rich and privileged.

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Z-Cars

What TV shows did you watch as a kid?

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Z Cars always seemed so real and the Police were decent men and women  who solved crimes and looked after old people.

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Anytime

What’s your favorite time of day?

Anytime is a good time if you live in the moment.

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Whisked Wacky Wonder Woe!

Reading time: 2 minutes. Today’s WordPress Daily Prompt: What is your favourite recipe? Have you ever heard of PPP? Hold onto your hats and aprons, folks! Prof. Philo is about to baffle your brains with his most confounding culinary creation yet: Perplexing Paradox Pie (PPP). It’s a recipe so bewildering, you’ll forget if you’re cooking […]

Whisked Wacky Wonder Woe!

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